No, not any more! Had to give it back. It was only while I was travelling through airports etc...as I can only go so far on my crutches without dying!
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I know the feeling only too well. I've died on crutches a few times, mind you i was legless as well.
It's a real inconvenience! Then the rebirth...it's a messy business!
It's a real inconvenience! Then the rebirth...it's a messy business!
I have to admit I've always been a good (boring) boy and only once had a puff (NO!) when I was about 18 and couldn't see the point.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 30, 2007, 1:53 PMI have to admit I've always been a good (boring) boy and only once had a puff (NO!) when I was about 18 and couldn't see the point.
Had a what David? How was it? Did the earth move for you?
Didn't you read? He couldn't see the point!
(I suppose that many of them probably are a bit underdeveloped at that age.)
When I was in 6th form college one of my mates was basically a drug dealer. He used to play table tennis in Germany [that's right, table tennis] and he'd return home with basically large sack of shit [see what I did there] which Brian [yes, that was his name-how many drug dealers do you know called Brian eh?] would then road test on himself me and another mate before going down the local disco where he would promptly make a fortune.
So not only have I tried most of the soft druggy type things, by association that makes me sound mad bad and dangerous to know. So how come I ended up being a primary school teacher then?
Sorry it's 1:40 in the morning, I'm not tired and I'm bored. Where's Charley and her copious vagina when you need her?
Oh yes and I've just written hello in eight posts so I could see my name eight times on the last posts in general discussion forum. THAT'S SANE ISN'T IT????
Quote: roscoff @ December 31, 2007, 1:40 AMOh yes and I've just written hello in eight posts so I could see my name eight times on the last posts in general discussion forum. THAT'S SANE ISN'T IT????
I had noticed butI think my record was about 12.
As you may see right this minute - 12.08
Wow - 16 must be a record!!!!!
Quote: David Chapman @ December 30, 2007, 1:53 PMI have to admit I've always been a good (boring) boy and only once had a puff (NO!) when I was about 18 and couldn't see the point.
The worse it when the point chases you down a hallway, out of your house, into a field and ends up in an awkward evening, naked, at the mercy of shotgun-weilding farmer.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 30, 2007, 1:53 PMI have to admit I've always been a good (boring) boy and only once had a puff (NO!) when I was about 18 and couldn't see the point.
I think you meant Poof Dave.
Quote: roscoff @ December 31, 2007, 1:40 AMWhen I was in 6th form college one of my mates was basically a drug dealer. He used to play table tennis in Germany [that's right, table tennis] and he'd return home with basically large sack of shit [see what I did there] which Brian [yes, that was his name-how many drug dealers do you know called Brian eh?] would then road test on himself me and another mate before going down the local disco where he would promptly make a fortune.
So not only have I tried most of the soft druggy type things, by association that makes me sound mad bad and dangerous to know. So how come I ended up being a primary school teacher then?
Sorry it's 1:40 in the morning, I'm not tired and I'm bored. Where's Charley and her copious vagina when you need her?
Oh yes and I've just written hello in eight posts so I could see my name eight times on the last posts in general discussion forum. THAT'S SANE ISN'T IT????