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I read the news today oh boy! Page 383

Still sore? Have you seen a doctor (says she who won't go near one unless it might be terminal)?

Had an xray. no cracked bones. seen the nurse... Go see your GP she said.

Have to see if I can get an appointment at my doctors next week & find out which of the docs knows most about feet first.

Hope they get it sorted Bill. It can be very irksome not being able to get a diagnosis.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13639934

Very sad. If he'd waited another couple of months he could have got an iPad 3.

He has another kidney for that.

Aaahh !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13651149

RIP Chaps.

Quote: KLRiley @ June 3 2011, 8:44 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13639934

Very sad. If he'd waited another couple of months he could have got an iPad 3.

I went to a hugely disturbing talk on organs for sale, it's a horrible, horible industry.

You should have to get an opt out, not a donor card.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1394322/Armchair-astronaut-sets-internet-alight-using-Google-discover-space-station-Mars.html

They never tells us the truth the powers that be.

Quote: sootyj @ June 5 2011, 10:18 AM BST

You should have to get an opt out, not a donor card.

This

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2011, 1:02 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1394322/Armchair-astronaut-sets-internet-alight-using-Google-discover-space-station-Mars.html

They never tells us the truth the powers that be.

We can't handle the truth.

Plus it's just a splodge on a picture. Not exactly proof of anything.

Quote: chipolata @ June 5 2011, 1:08 PM BST

We can't handle the truth.

Plus it's just a splodge on a picture. Not exactly proof of anything.

They have just brainwashed you not to see what is there.

Ooooooooooooooooooh.
Hope we get told what it is! Even if it's nothing interesting.

Quote: zooo @ June 5 2011, 1:12 PM BST

Ooooooooooooooooooh.
Hope we get told what it is! Even if it's nothing interesting.

I expect we won't.

Especially if it something interesting.

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2011, 1:19 PM BST

I expect we won't.

Especially if it something interesting.

You've saddened me today, bigfella. First you destroy one of nature's most glorious bushes, now you join the ranks of the Daily Mail conspiritari.

I want facts. Hard facts. Or nothing.

Quote: chipolata @ June 5 2011, 1:21 PM BST

You've saddened me today, bigfella. First you destroy one of nature's most glorious bushes, now you join the ranks of the Daily Mail conspiritari.

I want facts. Hard facts. Or nothing.

Trust me the bush was not glorious.

Hard Facts? What more do you need a picture of the owner doing a poo?

Yes.

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