I thought Zooo you were Andy McNabb's ghost writer?
Can Women Write? Page 6
Don't be an angry lesbian! Elliot will be miffed.
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2011, 9:29 PM BSTI thought Zooo you were Andy McNabb's ghost writer?
I bloody wi$h.
more likely Elliot will be turned on.
Any way all lesbians are angry, it's only regular injections of cock that keep women's anger hormones under control.
It's science.
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2011, 9:31 PM BSTmore likely Elliot will be turned on.
Only if she's a lesbian who happens to dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2011, 9:32 PM BSTmore likely Elliot will be turned on.
Any way all lesbians are angry, it's only regular injections of cock that keep women's anger hormones under control.
It's science.
I'm slightly offended, Sooty, so it's a good job I know you're kidding!
Quote: zooo @ June 4 2011, 9:32 PM BSTOnly if she's a lesbian who happens to dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Haha! Well...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 4 2011, 9:34 PM BSTI'm slightly offended, Sooty, so it's a good job I know you're kidding!
Haha! Well...
Which bit? Calling your paramour a perv or implying hetrosexual sex stops women becoming angry?
I need to know I have a big wall chart for monitoring these things.
I'd explain but I'm worried that I'd be getting a liiiittle too personal.
I think you're dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow RIGHT NOW!
Not quite! Just the hat.
Oh God, that sounded ruder than I meant it to.
Writing words is not working for me right now, so it's a good job I didn't start to explain!
Quote: Ben @ June 4 2011, 9:04 PM BSTA few times in my curious, but acceptable existence, I've picked up books in shops and then instantly put them down when I've seen they're written by women. Not sure why.
I used to like Butterflies though! Honest! And Joan Collins!
Yes Ben, the writer of the family is Jackie.
Jackie P?
Jackie P?
Jackie D! 
Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2011, 9:32 PM BSTmore likely Elliot will be turned on.
Any way all lesbians are angry, it's only regular injections of cock that keep women's anger hormones under control.
It's science.
What science? you can't make up such generalisations , I have contra -indications to this bombastic statement! bloody ridiculous!
Yes I am aware that any anger will be perceived as 'hysterical' blah blah.
So fcuk it.