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Tuumble you are soooooo gnomic.

*pictures Tuumble in a red pointy hat clutching a fishing rod*

Quote: Timbo @ June 3 2011, 8:16 PM BST

masturbates whilst *picturing Tuumble in a red pointy hat clutching a fishing rod*

euuugggh!

Ellie is on lates tonight but glad her boyfriend has come to join her to keep her company.

Is it bring your boyfriend to work day?
Or does he in fact already work there. HMMMM?

Haha - no it's I'm bored at work, come keep me company until we lock up and then go home.

Aw. Is he spinning on the spinny chairs?

Yep... and watching tennis.

I'm pretending to work... but actually I'm on BCG.

Doors open, birds singing, summer smells, delicious.

Quote: keewik @ June 3 2011, 8:38 PM BST

Doors open, birds singing, summer smells, delicious.

No one whistling presumably?

Maybe I need to borrow a gun from Da Butt!

Just signed up to take the concealed handgun license test with 8 of my neighbors on June 18th. Eight hours of classroom instruction at one guy's house, qualification at the pistol range and then we'll all be packing heat.

Erm yay

8 hours is all you really need to go around perpetually armed

You should put a sign up in your street, "We are tooled up to the f**king nines."

We are tooled up with f**king nines

Burglars welcome

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