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Quote: Ben @ June 1 2011, 11:55 PM BST

In bed.

I'd still like to know why Griff was given the special privilege of deleting posts which were thread starters. If he's allowed, why aren't I?

Because you touch yourself at night,

Timbo has figured out why he had been feeling so sleepy all day; instead of an ibuprofen he seems to have taken a Nytol.

Chip needs to buy some shampoo on the way home otherwise he'll be washing his hair with mild green Fairy Liquid.

The pressures you must be under.

Quote: bigfella @ June 3 2011, 4:03 PM BST

The pressures you must be under.

Cool They'd crush a lesser man.

Have you got muscular buttocks?

Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2011, 4:22 PM BST

Cool They'd crush a lesser man.

Eek!

Billwill has been to have his foot x-rayed & was interested to note that they don't use film anymore.

The technician put a thing a bit like a laptop-screen under my foot for the exposures. It must be some sort of super high resolution camera array chip.

Bip, Blip & the images are up on the network system at the hospital almost immediately.

~~~~~~~~~~#

No broken or cracked bones, so still have no idea why my foot hurts though.

:| >_< Angry

eBay has free auction advertising tomorrow and Sunday (4th & 5th) regardless of starting/reserve prices.

I'm adding those jeans and CDs I mentioned.

Quote: TopBanana @ June 3 2011, 5:33 PM BST

eBay has free auction advertising tomorrow and Sunday (4th & 5th) regardless of starting/reserve prices.

I'm adding those jeans and CDs I mentioned.

Links please, TB. I, for one, badly want to own a pair of your INFAMOUS jeans.

Quote: Ben @ June 3 2011, 5:44 PM BST

Links please, TB. I, for one, badly want to own a pair of your INFAMOUS jeans.

You could have a pair of my pants if you wanted?

In other news, Rob is lying on the settee watching cricket before getting ready to go to Pizza Express.

Rob's life is rock 'n' roll. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2011, 4:22 PM BST

Cool They'd crush a lesser man.

:D

Quote: Ben @ June 3 2011, 5:44 PM BST

Links please, TB. I, for one, badly want to own a pair of your INFAMOUS jeans.

I might put up a pair of my old ones as well if you're interested Ben

Quote: Rob H @ June 3 2011, 5:46 PM BST

In other news, Rob is lying on the settee watching cricket before getting ready to go to Pizza Express.

Time to drop Trott I think.

Quote: bigfella @ June 3 2011, 5:54 PM BST

:D

I might put up a pair of my old ones as well if you're interested Ben

Time to drop Trott I think.

Yup. He's rubbish. Surely there are better South Africans we could nick? ;)

Quote: Ben @ June 3 2011, 5:44 PM BST

Links please, TB. I, for one, badly want to own a pair of your INFAMOUS jeans.

Will do tomorrow, Ben.

I could arrange a private viewing for you if you wish? I'm a good model.

They are not old, though. They are all fully tagged-up!

Quote: TopBanana @ June 3 2011, 6:27 PM BST

I could arrange a private viewing for you if you wish? I'm a good model.

It's ok, Tops. I've seen you wearing them before.

Happy.

No really, I REALLY am happy. Tomorrow's stress has given way today's holiday and to a long time problem solved. I now have a week off work and can just switch off without guilt.

...and rest... Cool

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