Quote: keewik @ May 30 2011, 12:35 AM BSTI imagine everybody's armpits taste funny.
Not so. Try licking your partners pits after a shower. Very sexually arousing.
(NB: Armpits must be shaven)
Things that piss you off Page 696
People who, upon seeing something on the internet they like or rather superficially love, decide to comment and show their wierd sexual tendancies (if I may say that) in a similar vein to : "OMFG!! I just came!" (If I may say that also). I do not wish to know about such habits.
People who hide behind the anonymous veil of the internet, using a pseudonym and a silly attempt at a catch frase. 
Oh and people who substitute 'ph' and 'f' for no reason at all.
Job adverts that show a salary and then say "Pro-rata".
Why do they do that? All you want to know is how much you'll get paid - not how much IF it was a full-time job.
Quote: Chappers @ May 31 2011, 10:04 PM BSTJob adverts that show a salary and then say "Pro-rata".
Why do they do that? All you want to know is how much you'll get paid - not how much IF it was a full-time job.
Tell about me it. I saw one job advertised which looked brilliant and claimed £52K pa. When I read the fine details it actually worked out at about £13! Pro rata, six month contract blah blah blah. Needless to say I recycled the details immediately.
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ May 30 2011, 4:12 PM BSTPeople who, upon seeing something on the internet they like or rather superficially love, decide to comment and show their wierd sexual tendancies (if I may say that) in a similar vein to : "OMFG!! I just came!" (If I may say that also). I do not wish to know about such habits.
People who hide behind the anonymous veil of the internet, using a pseudonym and a silly attempt at a catch frase.
Oh and people who substitute 'ph' and 'f' for no reason at all.
Never phucking heard of you Bill.
Toast crumbs in the butter/marmite or coffee granules in the sugar...
Quote: Goose24 @ June 1 2011, 4:09 AM BSTToast crumbs in the butter/marmite or coffee granules in the sugar...
Do you flatshare share with Lofthouse?
No one would share with Lofthouse, eughh! toe nail clippings in ashtray!
Quote: dellas @ June 1 2011, 1:35 PM BST
did he post that or have you visited?
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ May 30 2011, 4:12 PM BSTPeople who, upon seeing something on the internet they like or rather superficially love, decide to comment and show their wierd sexual tendancies (if I may say that) in a similar vein to : "OMFG!! I just came!" (If I may say that also). I do not wish to know about such habits.
People who hide behind the anonymous veil of the internet, using a pseudonym and a silly attempt at a catch frase.
Oh and people who substitute 'ph' and 'f' for no reason at all.
I hate it when people write Tha instead of The. If your not going to shorten the word spell it correctly.
I also can't stand people who use text speak in verbal conversation. In particular people who say I LOLED or OMG!
Quote: reds @ June 1 2011, 2:52 PM BSTI hate it when people write Tha instead of The. If your not going to shorten the word spell it correctly.
I've never seen anyone do that in my life.
Quote: reds @ June 1 2011, 2:52 PM BSTI hate it when people write Tha instead of The. If your not going to shorten the word spell it correctly.
I hate it when people complain about spelling and the complaint contains an error.
Quote: zooo @ June 1 2011, 3:37 PM BSTI've never seen anyone do that in my life.
Only if you're writing gangsta' stylee.
Quote: KLRiley @ June 1 2011, 3:39 PM BSTI hate it when people complain about spelling and the complaint contains an error.
Good point. That will teach me for posting at midnight.