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Not Drunk

Oh how I envy all you piss artists. I'm not drunk and I haven't been for months. In fact I think I've only had 6 pints in the last week. Damn!

I'm not really a drinker. I do on the odd ocassion get tipsy because I'm not paying attention to what I'm drinking (Two babycham and a sniff of an empty bottle of tesco value whiskey will do it) but I hate being drunk. Sadly it means I'm the one looking after the ones who do!

I'd say I was Tee-Total but that would be a lie.

Quote: Leevil @ December 30, 2007, 1:16 AM

I'd say I was Tee-Total but that would be a lie.

We already know about your Earl grey addiction, it's not rehab you know! :D

I don't drink regularly perhaps a bottle of red a week but unfortunately it can make me aggressive. I think it's when I drink it too quickly as though it's a glass of Lemonade. The sudden rush of sugar doesn't fare well for the brain cells :) I made sure I sipped it over the hol.

I binge drink but rarely. Once I start I simply can not stop. I just can't have 1 beer. It is mentaly impossible for me. I drink untill my eyes go wibbly wobbly then my legs catch up. Then I try to walk home & play knock door run, pop blowup santas or get arrested!

....and that's just on the school runs.....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ December 30, 2007, 2:59 AM

....and that's just on the school runs.....

Laughing out loud

Quote: bushbaby @ December 30, 2007, 1:26 AM

I don't drink regularly perhaps a bottle of red a week but unfortunately it can make me aggressive. I think it's when I drink it too quickly as though it's a glass of Lemonade. The sudden rush of sugar doesn't fare well for the brain cells :) I made sure I sipped it over the hol.

I'm like that with wine and sherry. I love Bristol Cream (that's not a euphemism) and have to drink in coke glasses like coke.

Except Idon't get aggressive. I either fall asleep or throw up.

Ive never been drunk...not that Im pathetic or anything *looks around*

Neither have I. Not entirely sure I've even seen anyone drunk.

Quote: Aaron @ December 31, 2007, 2:35 PM

Neither have I. Not entirely sure I've even seen anyone drunk.

Wait until the Meet-up. I'm sure a few will make up for it then.

Of that, I have no doubt.

Right - I have not drunk alcohol for 12 days now. I've even been to the pub twice and avoided it! I am so good! :)

p.s gave alcohol up for January and I normally drink EVERY night!

She's a good girl. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 13, 2008, 12:12 AM

p.s gave alcohol up for January and I normally drink EVERY night!

:O I don't drink regularly, I wait at least five minutes between each pint :)

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