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Aprocalypse is a wheat joke, it's corny, goes against the grain, it's barley a joke.

(actually I think it's great)

Farinaceous jokes are 10 a penny - wheat a minute and another will come along

I have 10 toes but only 9 toenails.

I have a photograph if you really want to see....?

No. I do have limits of things I want to see!

I've been told it is quite cute!

By your mum.

By 3 different women (non family-based).

Hey Banana where do you get your loving

Quote: TopBanana @ May 30 2011, 12:48 PM BST

By 3 different women (non family-based...I think).

And you're not that sure they're women either.

Any port in a storm, sooty.

You smooth talking bastard.

Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2011, 11:49 AM BST

Aprocalypse is a wheat joke, it's corny, goes against the grain, it's barley a joke.

(actually I think it's great)

Personally I thought it was a poor excuse for a yoke. It felt like the teller chickened out, he was cow-ardly in his delivery at this pig of a gag. Having said that there was certainly the seed of an idea there. At the end of the day you reap what you sow.

Anyway, I hope you don't take a fence at this critique - 'sorry' does seem to be the harvest word.

Laughing out loud

Riley is dicing with death. Having a very late lunch. Mozzarella and avocado salad. There is cucumber in the salad...

Killer cucumber!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 30 2011, 3:36 PM BST

Killer cucumber!!

Not yet. But I notice that there are two more in the fridge. Wonder if spouse is trying to tell me something?

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