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I did something similar at work recently.

Coffee all over the floor and I really couldn't be arsed sweeping it all up

so I just kicked it all under the fridge....

am I a bad person?

Yes.

I am watching the cat watch the Grand Prix.

Glad to be home after a long drive.

I've noticed recently when driving on motorways that the car seems to 'drift' with the camber in the road. At first I thought it was an optical illusion, or I was having travel sickness, but it's definitely something wrong. Any suggestions?

I'm sure there are some makes of car that all do that. (From what little I have taken in by osmosis from watching Top Gear.) Google it!

I don't need Google when I've got the BCG to answer all my questions. ;)

Check your tyre pressures, Angie, they might be uneven. Or if you've hit a kerb or pothole at all you might have whacked your tyres out of line.

*ends pretending he knows anything about cars*

Get Steve to drive?

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ May 29 2011, 3:26 PM BST

you've hit a kerb

You've heard about my driving? :D

I took it to Kwik Fit for a check on Friday, and Google is saying possibly suspension, steering or brakes, what ever it is it's going to be expensive. :(

Check tyre pressures first.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 29 2011, 3:26 PM BST

I don't need Google when I've got the BCG to answer all my questions. ;)

Get out and hit it with a big branch. Try calling it a "vicious bastard".

Quote: Timbo @ May 29 2011, 11:02 AM BST

Timbo has both oars in the water.

And with his third hand sends his status by computer/phone to BCG.

From Twitter

Quote: Finck @ May 29 2011, 17:59 PM BST

Hm.. Any of my BCG chums out there still got copies of those Turkish for Beginners eps I subtitled? I've lost them. :(

Aww. I don't have them.

Quote: billwill @ May 29 2011, 5:22 PM BST

And with his third hand sends his status by computer/phone to BCG.

Yet curiously I never got the hang of using my dictaphone.

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