Can I start up a "sympathy" thread
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Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 9:44 AM BSTCan I start up a "sympathy" thread
No, its okay. This one will do. I am such a wimp.
Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 8:47 AM BSTWILLCAM WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN (IN BRACES, FLAT CAP AND COLLARLESS SHIRT) etc.
Quote: KLRiley @ May 29 2011, 9:43 AM BSTTo add to Riley's woes - which are many and manifold - Riley now appears to have a bug.
*thinks about doing the 'console' emoticon but decides it is too gay*
Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 8:47 AM BSTWILLCAM WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN (IN BRACES, FLAT CAP AND COLLARLESS SHIRT)
THE HOUSE HAS COLLAPSED AND HIS WIFE IS TRAPPED UNDER A ROOFING BEAMwIFE
Hello WillWILL
Hello wife, where's ma tea?WIFEIt's almost ready dear, but I've been delayed because Al Quaeda dropped an atom bottom town on Random_Northern Town.
WILL
Excuses, excuses woman. I don' need emotional bloody emotional support, I need mah bloody faggots in onion gravy.WIFE
Oh Will don't shout at me. I've been ever so depressed since our children were vapurised.WILL
Aye these things happen.WIFE
And your wippet.WILL
Not Swifty Sootyj! I..I..I'm, off down the pub.WIFE
Pub's been vapourised.WILL STANDS AND CRYS LIKE A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.
Timbo has both oars in the water.
Quote: Timbo @ May 29 2011, 11:02 AM BSTTimbo has both oars in the water.
Is that a metaphor?
or a euphemism?
For trying to unblock a toilet.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 29 2011, 11:04 AM BSTor a euphemism?
That too. (Distracted by on top of everything else I now have a nose bleed. Is there anywhere I can trade my body in for one that actually works?)
Technically I think it is an idiom.
Quote: zooo @ May 29 2011, 11:06 AM BSTFor trying to unblock a toilet.
or fill it.
Quote: Timbo @ May 29 2011, 11:08 AM BSTTechnically I think it is an idiom.
You're an idiom. 
! Jo! I am sending e-hugs, because real hugs would give you my horrible cold. 
Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2011, 8:47 AM BSTWILLCAM WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN (IN BRACES, FLAT CAP AND COLLARLESS SHIRT)
THE HOUSE HAS COLLAPSED AND HIS WIFE IS TRAPPED UNDER A ROOFING BEAMwIFE
Hello WillWILL
Hello wife, where's ma tea?WIFEIt's almost ready dear, but I've been delayed because Al Quaeda dropped an atom bottom town on Random_Northern Town.
WILL
Excuses, excuses woman. I don' need emotional bloody emotional support, I need mah bloody faggots in onion gravy.WIFE
Oh Will don't shout at me. I've been ever so depressed since our children were vapurised.WILL
Aye these things happen.WIFE
And your wippet.WILL
Not Swifty Sootyj! I..I..I'm, off down the pub.WIFE
Pub's been vapourised.WILL STANDS AND CRYS LIKE A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.
Yes I'm rather pleased with that myself
Just been in the kitchen to make myself a coffee. I took a mug off the mug tree an put it down on the worktop. I then opened the coffee jar, took a teaspoon of instant coffee granules and threw them into the mug as usual. Unfortunately the mug was upside down.