British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 688

Quote: keewik @ May 23 2011, 11:03 PM BST

If I reply to this I'll regret it.

I believe those were my exact words you fiend.

Ralph Wiggum.

Customers.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 27 2011, 9:16 PM BST

Customers.

The general public are morons. If they aren't complaining about shit no one but they care about they are trying to get you to make decisions for them like zombie drone f**ks.

The general public are the great unwashed and should be shot with beads of their own shit.

Amen.

Bunch of ARSES

WE are the public (tee hee)

I used to work in a supermarket in my youth, there I gained my insatiable hate for human beings.

I now make sure my company is made up of at least 90% animal, mainly cats.

Quote: Dr Sanchez @ May 27 2011, 9:41 PM BST

I used to work in a supermarket in my youth, there I gained my insatiable hate for human beings.

I now make sure my company is made up of at least 90% animal, mainly cats.

Cats are as bad as humans. Smelly meat sacks.

Damn I forgot I'm meant to like cats to appear more "approachable"

Quote: Gavin @ May 27 2011, 9:44 PM BST

Cats are as bad as humans. Smelly meat sacks.

Damn I forgot I'm meant to like cats to appear more "approachable"

Cats have provided me with great solace. I know of no greater pleasure than stroking fur while sipping a nice glass of Blue Nun, sometimes I even stick on a bit of Keane, but only when I'm feeling particularly wild.

Aaahhhh, who needs humans :)

I hate the way they torture birds

I know it's nature - but it's just evil!

Janet Brown dying before Thatcher.

I saw a cat mutilating a bunny rabbit once, different parts of it's body were scattered all over the garden in the end up.

It was like a live action scene from Saw, but with animals.

Aww, they're only having fun!

Exactly, it helps them relax.

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