I got into an argument with someone in a carpark today. I was pretty sure the guy was going to deck me at one point but I was holding his kid hostage to make sure the skin head f**k stayed away and respected my personal space.
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You're always getting in fights, Gavin!
Quote: Ben @ May 27 2011, 8:53 PM BSTYou're always getting in fights, Gavin!
Because I don't suffer fools. I check them.
Check yo self before yo wreck yo self!
Word.
I was in a strip joint filled with porn stars last night (work thing) and got to see one of them swallow a cock the length of my forearm.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2011, 8:57 PM BSTCheck yo self before yo wreck yo self!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAFGzsPCFrI
THATS WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT.
And maybe a little of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLDSE7RHvno
But mostly 1st one.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 27 2011, 8:58 PM BSTI was in a strip joint filled with porn stars last night (work thing) and got to see one of them swallow a cock the length of my forearm.
Can I just check.... you're not a flid are you?
If not, that's surely impressive. I didn't even think you could touch them let alone insert bits of yourself into them. Was it in that there Lon-don?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 27 2011, 8:58 PM BSTI was in a strip joint filled with porn stars last night (work thing) and got to see one of them swallow a cock the length of my forearm.
WORK thing!!! Are you some sort of law enforcement person?
Are all cocks not that long then?
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 27 2011, 8:58 PM BSTI was in a strip joint filled with porn stars last night (work thing) and got to see one of them swallow a cock the length of my forearm.
Are you sure this happened? Sounds like you have been sniffing crack from someone ass cheeks.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2011, 9:00 PM BSTI didn't even think you could touch them let alone insert bits of yourself into them
The porn stars weren't working there, they were "appearing". I think the blowjob was a bit of a spur of the moment thing.
I switched couches.
Quote: Gavin @ May 27 2011, 9:04 PM BSTAre you sure this happened? Sounds like you have been sniffing crack from someone ass cheeks.
Seriously, it was inhumanly enormous. The guy wielding it was quite tiny too, which made it look even bigger.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 27 2011, 9:06 PM BST
Seriously, it was inhumanly enormous. The guy wielding it was quite tiny too, which made it look even bigger.
So you watched an actual factual Elephant man
Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 9:03 PM BSTAre all cocks not that long then?
Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 9:08 PM BST
If you desire a cock like a forarm you must have a box like the tardis.