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Tell them they did it and give them an A.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 4:35 PM BST

Tell them they did it and give them an A.

No. That's demeaning to hard working and alert students like Scats who notice if they done the work.

Tell them they did it and give them a D.

Can't. Its pass/fail. There are three options. They did okay and passed. They did it crap and failed. They didn't do it for whatever reason and failed. I'm also under the microscope. I have to make sure that everything is done by the book. I may be leaving but I'm sure they'll look for a way to not pay me off if they can.

And it was suggestions as to what I do with the dense student that were required.

Ohhh.
Punch them and buy them a diary to write when they've bloody done stuff in.

(I have no proper suggestions.)

Two new treatments taught a lesson and ready to hand in. *High fives self like a prick*

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 5:02 PM BST

Ohhh.
Punch them and buy them a diary to write when they've bloody done stuff in.

(I have no proper suggestions.)

That's sounds good.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 27 2011, 5:02 PM BST

Two new treatments taught a lesson and ready to hand in. *High fives self like a prick*

Riley stops and thinks about it. Decides to leave it for someone else to carry out the obvious amendment to Stott's words. A cup of tea is more useful at present. ;)

Quote: KLRiley @ May 27 2011, 4:27 PM BST

Riley has just crawled out of bed. Damn pain killers. All I'm doing is sleep at present. Greeted by one of the stupidest emails in the work inbox. Before the co-codamol kicked in I put out a final call for work before the assessment cut off dates next week and told students to contact me to book time to do their presentation if that was still an incomplete element. A student has emailed saying they can't remember doing the presentation but do remember being in class that week. This is a twenty minute plus group presentation done in the final week of term before Christmas when all their classes in this subject were used for the presentations. Could I tell them if they did their presentation? Suggestions anyone?

Tell him/her/it to ask its friends. Surely they must have discussed it. But doesn't somebody keep grades for it somewhere. Or have I missed the point?

Ordered myself a graphics tablet. I'm super excited

Oooooh what sort?

Quote: KLRiley @ May 27 2011, 4:27 PM BST

Riley has just crawled out of bed. Damn pain killers. All I'm doing is sleep at present. Greeted by one of the stupidest emails in the work inbox. Before the co-codamol kicked in I put out a final call for work before the assessment cut off dates next week and told students to contact me to book time to do their presentation if that was still an incomplete element. A student has emailed saying they can't remember doing the presentation but do remember being in class that week. This is a twenty minute plus group presentation done in the final week of term before Christmas when all their classes in this subject were used for the presentations. Could I tell them if they did their presentation? Suggestions anyone?

tell them they did a columbine and the police are after them.

Quote: KLRiley @ May 27 2011, 4:55 PM BST

And it was suggestions as to what I do with the dense student that were required.

Blackmail them .

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2011, 6:02 PM BST

Oooooh what sort?

Wacom Bamboo Special Edition Pen & Touch - Medium

Oooooooohh!

Timbo has figured out that the reason streams never seem to work these days is because the most recent versions of Adobe Flash no longer support PowerPC processors. Sorry but I am not forking out for a new computer just to watch stuff in Showcase.

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