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Quote: keewik @ May 27 2011, 9:26 AM BST

What's wrong with your foot, Bill? Kicking disobedient computers again?

I don't truly know. I ought to go see doctor, but it's hard to get there with a hurty foot. It may be a cracked bone or it may be tendonitis or just plain arthritis.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 27 2011, 12:33 PM BST

Awwww

It is awwwwww. It is!

Awwww

F**k I'm bored.

Quote: Will Cam @ May 27 2011, 11:50 AM BST

There are no women who are out of any man's league.

The strange creatures are apparently attracted by personality, values and behaviours.

I think it's more that some women have different opinions from you about men's looks. Most women still have to find the guy attractive physically.

The men that men think are attractive sometimes aren't. Straight men often have bizarre ideas about what is good looking to women and what isn't.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 3:57 PM BST

Most women still have to find the guy attractive physically.

..Son of a bitch.

Quote: Leevil @ May 27 2011, 3:45 PM BST

F**k I'm bored.

Join the club kock knocker, and I can't do ought fun later because I on a double shift back in at 1am. Fun.

But the rest of what I said means there's plenty of girls who willlll!

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 3:59 PM BST

But the rest of what I said means there's plenty of girls who willlll!

You said it now. I choose not to accept the rest of it ;)

Ha!

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 3:57 PM BST

The men that men think are attractive sometimes aren't. Straight men often have bizarre ideas about what is good looking to women and what isn't.

Subjective, surely?

But yes, I can understand that all women find Peter Andre attractive. I mean, who wouldn't?!

Lovey

Quote: Leevil @ May 27 2011, 4:02 PM BST

Subjective, surely?

But yes, I can understand that all women find Peter Andre attractive. I mean, who wouldn't?!

Lovey

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Riley has just crawled out of bed. Damn pain killers. All I'm doing is sleep at present. Greeted by one of the stupidest emails in the work inbox. Before the co-codamol kicked in I put out a final call for work before the assessment cut off dates next week and told students to contact me to book time to do their presentation if that was still an incomplete element. A student has emailed saying they can't remember doing the presentation but do remember being in class that week. This is a twenty minute plus group presentation done in the final week of term before Christmas when all their classes in this subject were used for the presentations. Could I tell them if they did their presentation? Suggestions anyone?

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 3:59 PM BST

But the rest of what I said means there's plenty of girls who willlll!

"I like the girls that do,

I like the girls that don't,

I hate the girl who says she will and then she says she won't.

But the girl I like the best of all, I think you'll say I'm right,

is the girl who says she never will, but look as though she... Now then!"

Max Miller.

Quote: KLRiley @ May 27 2011, 4:27 PM BST

Suggestions anyone?

Make your posts shorter. A big block of text is very offputting. Pleased

Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2011, 4:30 PM BST

Make your posts shorter. A big block of text is very offputting. Pleased

Thank you Chip. Obviously got the attention span of an undergraduate... ;)

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