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Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2011, 8:59 PM BST

Now get your coat.

No. You said you snore.

I don't plan on sleeping it's the express train to orgasmville and you've got a reserved seat with complimentary hot lunch.

Sometimes I turn myself on.

Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2011, 8:59 PM BST

fuggle?

Like it.

Fug you!

Am I on the list of haters? Just like to know.

I'm an invalid. And trust me, I'm really not your type.

Do you know I can't remember.

The kind heart has a short memory.

Anyway you're a lovely person Nat.

Quote: KLRiley @ May 25 2011, 9:09 PM BST

I'm an invalid. And trust me, I'm really not your type.

I think you're very valid.

And I have a backlog of work to catch up on.

I give up...

rejection is my lot.

nobody loves Sootyj

They fugging love the fuggle.

Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2011, 9:10 PM BST

Do you know I can't remember.

The kind heart has a short memory.

Anyway you're a lovely person Nil.

I think you're very valid.

Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2011, 8:59 PM BST

fuggle?

I just ordered 8 ounces of whole-leaf fuggles; they're one of my favourite varieties of hops.

Good, I hold no malice towards you sooty. Even if you did get stroppy at me for no reason when I critiqued your sketch. :P

It's because you smeared your critique with excrement.

Which is quite odd as you were using your computer to post it.

I thought that was how you liked it. If not I'll stop sending you those letters too.

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