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Popping back

Hi

This is a flying visit.

As some of you may have noticed Im taking a bit if a break from BCG, but hope no one minds if I do straighten a few things out slightly.

Firstly with regards to being called a "f**kwitmuggle,"

In all honesty it seems fair comment, I mean a muggle simply means a none wizard. And whilst your mum might say I'm magic I make no pretence to actually being a wizard.

And as for being a f**kwit, I am so what? Our country is lead by f**kwits elected by f**kwits, they're on the TV all the time and recently 2.3 billion watched 2 f**k wits get married. Frankly us f**kwits are the future.

The thing that annoyed me is turning on my beloved BCG and seeing a thread calling me a "f**kwit" Followed by a depressingly long list of posts calling me a c**t, twat, f**kwit, donkey raper and friend of David Cameron.

If youre really bursting to call me a f**k faced, Thatcher sodomising, c**t scented pile of diarea with a twatting cherry on top. Please feel free don't wait for the permission of a seminal comedy legend (thats Shearmsith I actually love his work).

Followed by an increasingly long list of mocking, goading posts about a situation I couldn't do anything about. Shearsmith's got millions of fans and all Ive got in my corner is your mum. Of course Im not going to tussle with him (especially like I say I think he's great, this show is too me below his usual hi bar).

Finally this just seems emblamatic of a tendency in BCG of late to push stuff a bit too far. There's a line between mickey taking and bullying and one should have the confidence to notice it.

I did and a couple of you crossed it. Most of you didn't.

Hope this clears some stuff up.

I'll still be about a bit,

oh and thanks for all the messages of support

Good to know that you'll be lurking at least soots.

Oh and KlRiley you didnt put me off, Im not so much kinky as dented,

Hey, Sooty, I hope you would have taken what I said in jest seeing as you know I'm a c**t already.

Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2011, 5:56 PM BST

I'll still be about a bit,

I should Mr Jolly well hope so Sooty, wouldn't be the same without ya :)

We all love you, Soots. We were just f**king wid ya. I'm sure I speak for everybody who matters when I say that nobody thinks you're a twat/c**t/f**kwit/wanker/whatever.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 25 2011, 6:21 PM BST

nobody thinks you're a wanker/

are you implying my balls don't work properly?

Quote: Ben @ May 25 2011, 6:18 PM BST

Hey, Sooty, I hope you would have taken what I said in jest seeing as you know I'm an ugly c**t already I don't really know what to do with myself since big Dave got married. He just abandoned me in the back garden chained to a post. It rained and Im hungry and I've eaten all the mushrooms growing on the patio. School kids come and throw stones at me and call me rude names. Shouldnt some one call social services or something

Im so sorry Ben I didnt know

Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2011, 6:25 PM BST

are you implying my balls don't work properly?

*hesitates*

Am I one of the ones that crossed the line or one of the ones that didn't?

Seeing as I'm the one who wrote the first post about it and started this whole bloody thing off I'm feeling eeeeeeever so slightly guilty... Errr

Am I the only one that is reminded of the saying
If you can't take it don't................

I read Bens post and I thought it was amusing and also great that the actor had taken offence. It was good reading but at no point did I think it was demeaning to you.

I once wrote on a famous comedians facebook page about an ad lib video he had released that 'he was no Derick & Clive'
He took me to task on facebook and loads of people joined in. It was great fun to have poked the lion with me stick

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 25 2011, 6:29 PM BST

He took me to task on facebook and loads of people joined in. It was great fun to have poked the lion with me dick

Was it worth getting a life time ban from Duddley zoo?

Quote: zooo @ May 25 2011, 6:28 PM BST

Am I one of the ones that crossed the line or one of the ones that didn't?

Seeing as I'm the one who wrote the first post about it and started this whole bloody thing off I'm feeling eeeeeeever so slightly guilty... Errr

Nah not you, you could never cause me harm.

Phew!

He took me to task on facebook and loads of people joined in. It was great fun to have poked the lion with me dick

Oh Im upset at that - I'm never coming back SLAM

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 25 2011, 6:29 PM BST

I once wrote on a famous comedians facebook page about an ad lib video he had released that 'he was no Derick & Clive'

I vote you tell us who it was, please!

I don't think anyone was being nasty, I'm surprised you took it that way Sooty; I thought you would revel in your new found Twitter infamy.

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