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Quote: David Chapman @ December 28, 2007, 10:04 PMSo you need to have a six foot wide cock then.
Have you been sneaking into my house & measuring my vagina Dave. I hope you didnt camp out the night in there. I have had a terrible itchy feeling for weeks. Did you lose a tooth in there.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 28, 2007, 10:04 PMSo you need to have a six foot wide cock then.
If I hoist up my skirt and make a hoover noise this entire house is gone. Let me tell you.
Disturbingly wonderful
Charley, have you ever thought about a career in politics?
Quote: Charley @ December 28, 2007, 10:36 PMIf I hoist up my skirt and make a hoover noise this entire house is gone. Let me tell you.
It'd be like putting your hand in a butcher's dustbin.
Quote: Rob B @ December 28, 2007, 11:23 PMCharley, have you ever thought about a career in politics?
Fabulous idea. How do I start?
Quote: Charley @ December 29, 2007, 12:06 AM
Just do it. There's no exams or anything. You don't have to talk sense so you're well qualified.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 29, 2007, 12:33 AMJust do it. There's no exams or anything. You don't have to talk sense so you're well qualified.
I suggested politics as it sounds like you have ample vaginal capacity for millions of tax and nhs record to go missing inside.
Charley MP: "Well I suggest the right honourable gentleman comes over and has a right good rummage!"
Quote: David Chapman @ December 29, 2007, 12:33 AMYou don't have to talk sense so you're well qualified.
Quote: Rob B @ December 29, 2007, 12:38 AMI suggested politics as it sounds like you have ample vaginal capacity for millions of tax and nhs record to go missing inside.
Charley MP: "Well I suggest the right honourable gentleman comes over and has a right good rummage!"
Conduct a fingertip search, etc etc.
Quote: zooo @ December 28, 2007, 9:33 PMCan Gary, Howard and Mark be involved in some sort of love triangle?
Thank you in advance.
Of course, the nation demands it.
Thank you Charley. I just used vaginal capacity in a sketch. You are literally an inspiration. 
But you 'aint gettin copy right right 
Quote: roscoff @ December 30, 2007, 1:44 PMThank you Charley. I just used vaginal capacity in a sketch. You are literally an inspiration.
Cool. Do you need pictures at all?
Yes....pictures......good just send them along and I'll [stands and winds way to toilet somewhat unsteadily] 