Hi, I'm from a village near Norwich, in East Anglia.
I love to make beautiful things from balloons, but moreso I love to teach.
I joined this site, hoping to find someone interested in a couple of one line jokes. My circumstances force me to ask for payment but my heart says different.
I enjoy voluntary work and at the moment I'm pursuing an idea for an invention. It's all exciting stuff really. 
Is it Little Oakley?
Hello there Millicent, welcome!
Hi Millicent. I don't want to burst your balloon but it is probably difficult to sell one liners sight unseen, and once they are seen it they are kinda out there. Best of luck though, someone might be interested in some material.
My dogs got no nose
How does he smell?
It'll cost you a fiver to find out
My dog's got no nose. It's a firedog.
eh?
My dogs got no nose
and no scents of humour
Hello Millicent 
My dog's no hoes
He's a lousy pimp
Ah, I live in London and all we have is central heating.
But feel free to chuck another peasant on the dog squire.
The town is ripe with tourists today - I might chuck one of them on!!
Thankyou for the welcome, I'm nearer to Lowestoft.
So what do I do with these jokes then, shall I show my philanthropic side and just tell them now or should I just tell one of you?
That way SOMEONE will benefit even if it's not me 
Yup it'll at least let you know if you're onto a winner.
You'll have to write a lot more if you're thinking of going commercial.
Hi Milli 
