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Quote: keewik @ May 22 2011, 9:18 PM BST

Being stared at through the door by wee fox which has eaten all we put out and needs more. Do I defrost some cooked chicken (b) open a tin of salmon (c) ignore it, heartlessly?

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It'll bankrupt you if you keep feeding it Salmon.

See if it will eat a raw carrot, they are quite cheap.

Quote: DaButt @ May 23 2011, 12:28 AM BST

Just left my neighbors' house because they were getting ready to fry some freshly caught trout and I don't dig seafood. We'll gather again in a few hours to drink beer and watch Game of Thrones.

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You are many miles from the sea are you not. So it can't be SEA food.

Quote: billwill @ May 23 2011, 2:31 AM BST

You are many miles from the sea are you not. So it can't be SEA food.

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I'm about 120-150 miles from the Gulf of Mexico. My neighbors caught the fish there yesterday.

Quote: DaButt @ May 23 2011, 3:08 AM BST

I'm about 120-150 miles from the Gulf of Mexico. My neighbors caught the fish there yesterday.

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Did you know that wherever you are in the UK, you're never more than 72 miles from the sea.
I'm about 2 miles away.

Quote: Nogget @ May 23 2011, 6:41 AM BST

Did you know that wherever you are in the UK, you're never more than 72 miles from the sea.
I'm about 2 miles away.

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In Scotland you're never more than 50 miles from it.

I'm 2 mins walk from the cold stuff!

On the Isle Of Man I think it's 3 inches.

Quote: roscoff @ May 23 2011, 10:25 AM BST

On the Isle Of Man I think it's 3 inches.

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Why does your penis double in size there Roscoff?

Chip's got two new door codes to remember.

Will Cam is feeling stressed.

Nowhere near but

Quote: Rob H @ May 23 2011, 10:38 AM BST

Why does your penis double in size there Roscoff?

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Look my 'old boy' maybe a tad on the small side but I have a lovely personality

Talking of status-quite possibly single again any takers for a bit of Roscoff lurve? <3

I ached with stress
I ached with the worry
My brain was a mess
It felt like slurry

But fear not dear friends
For I'm happier now
I've hatched a plan
That peace does allow

It will be hard
Can't pretend it's easy
Still tough times ahead
It won't be breezy

But I see a light
At the tunnel's end
It's positive sign
We are on the mend

It only needed action
Not head in the sand
To find a solution
For the problems in hand

And Jo has the recognition
She so rightly deserves
The job she desires
Is so nearly is hers

But what was my problem
I hear you ask
The strain as breadwinner
Was my unpleasant task

There was our holiday
How was I to pay?
And the MOT and car tax
Just days away

My beautiful daughter
And her school trip
I'd paid the deposit
The balance had slipped

But now it's all clearer
Of what we must do
I'm cutting it fine
But we'll pull through

I worried I'd be a father
The father of death
Of a holiday nightmare
Where we were totally bereft

But now we can enjoy it
And relax a bit more
Safe in the knowledge
Of what we're fighting for

Quote: Tuumble @ May 23 2011, 5:02 PM BST

I ached with stress
I ached with the worry
My brain was a mess
It felt like slurry

But fear not dear friends
For I'm happier now
I've hatched a plan
That peace does allow

It will be hard
Can't pretend it's easy
Still tough times ahead
It won't be breezy

But I see a light
At the tunnel's end
It's positive sign
We are on the mend

It only needed action
Not head in the sand
To find a solution
For the problems in hand

And Jo has the recognition
She so rightly deserves
The job she desires
Is so nearly is hers

But what was my problem
I hear you ask
The strain as breadwinner
Was my unpleasant task

There was our holiday
How was I to pay?
And the MOT and car tax
Just days away

My beautiful daughter
And her school trip
I'd paid the deposit
The balance had slipped

But now it's all clearer
Of what we must do
I'm cutting it fine
But we'll pull through

I worried I'd be a father
The father of death
Of a holiday nightmare
Where we were totally bereft

But now we can enjoy it
And relax a bit more
Safe in the knowledge
Of what we're fighting for

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Good

Quote: roscoff @ May 23 2011, 1:30 PM BST

Look my 'old boy' maybe a tad on the small side but I have a lovely personality

Talking of status-quite possibly single again any takers for a bit of Roscoff lurve? <3

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Awww no! <3

Just heard that during and Ofsted visit at our youngest two's school, one of the reception kids stood on a desk, got out his winkle and shouted, "Look at my willy!"

My lad thought this was hilarious and thought it would it would be funny if I did it too. I begged to differ.

Oh well, at least it wasn't your kid!