Make a luxury car out of them
your very own ROLLS Royce!
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If you can't empathise turn your roll upside down
IT'S A ROLL REVERSAL!!!!
Being stared at through the door by wee fox which has eaten all we put out and needs more. Do I 
defrost some cooked chicken (b) open a tin of salmon (c) ignore it, heartlessly?
Ignore it! Give it leftovers again tomorrow.
Or, go and give him a little cuddle.
He's covered in ticks.
They are vermin.
Quote: zooo @ May 22 2011, 9:20 PM BSTIgnore it! Give it leftovers again tomorrow.
Or, go and give him a little cuddle.
It might have fleas. Indeed I have sen it scratching. And it runs away when we open the door.
Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2011, 9:22 PM BSTHe's covered in ticks.
They are vermin.
No, no - they eat vermin. He is what stands between us and a plague of rats.
They don't eat rats, they eat cats.
Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2011, 9:26 PM BSTThey don't eat rats, they eat cats.
Rats are for starters, though.
That's what they say. Never heard a real instance of that happening though, I think cats could easily see them off.
Now, human babies...
No babies here now - they're rapidly becoming old men!
Finally defrosted some chicken scraps which it ate. Then a female came along and I swear to you they kissed. It was very touching.
keewik!! You're funny. I like your fox updates. Although I think you may be going slightly mental. 
Going? Long gone.
Quote: zooo @ May 22 2011, 9:44 PM BSTkeewik!! You're funny. I like your fox updates.
This.
Just left my neighbors' house because they were getting ready to fry some freshly caught trout and I don't dig seafood. We'll gather again in a few hours to drink beer and watch Game of Thrones.
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