Man needed.

Must be able to act. If I make you miserable I dont see why I should have to see it.
9" preferably. Medium built with longish hair.
Must have great stamina & a longggggggggggggggggggggggg tongue. I dont care if you can talk or not, infact i would prefer a mute. I can make demands in sign language. I have learned it from the fat whore in the corner of my TV.
No farters, burpers, nose pickers or hand in pocket constant ball players need apply.
Email me full pictures. Hurry up or the rabbit gets it. If i did'nt use all his batteries!

I'll have all the ones over 9", which you have legally stipulated that you are not interested in.

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I want atleast a fooking actionman Leevil. One with a cock. It always bothered me they all had vaginas.

you've posted this in the wrong forum charley. We're all writers in here.

If we were like you descibed do you really think we'd spend all day making up fantasy worlds!

P.S.
Woman wanted, must have...well thats it really, anything will do.

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That's a funny looking vibrator.

Quote: Charley @ December 28, 2007, 9:34 PM

. I can make demands in sign language.

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I know morse. I could tap it out on the headboard!

Marion.

Jacparov I seriously am looking for a writer/performer that fits my cliteria oooops I mean critera.

damn it, just a 1/4 of an inch out. Too bad.

Quote: jacparov @ December 28, 2007, 9:50 PM

damn it, just a 1/4 of an inch out. Too bad.

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Must be a nightmare being just over like that!

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damn it, just a 1/4 of an inch out. Too bad.

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I can stretch it for you!

you've no idea of the stigma living in a society obsessed with size zero. It's no good being BIG these days.

Quote: Charley @ December 28, 2007, 9:55 PM

I can stretch it for you!

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If anyone can it's you charley

Quote: jacparov @ December 28, 2007, 9:57 PM

you've no idea of the stigma living in a society obsessed with size zero. It's no good being BIG these days.

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A big cock is fine hun. Dont worry. Just get round here now. Let me see it!

Quote: jacparov @ December 28, 2007, 9:59 PM

you've no idea of the stigma living in a society obsessed with size zero. It's no good being BIG these days.

If anyone can it's you charley

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Phwoar!!! I will get the weights ready.

Quote: Charley @ December 28, 2007, 9:46 PM

Marion.

Jacparov I seriously am looking for a writer/performer that fits my cliteria oooops I mean critera.

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You wanna do it on stage!

What a shame, i just don't have the long hair.