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Can you tell I'm home alone and bored?

TB, its a glorius saturday afternoon and there's an awful lot of us here. My excuse is the litchen is full of teenagers and someone needs to keep an eye on them. I will empty the house in about an hour's time when the Heineken Cup final starts and the volumes goes up to 11.

RIP to the bird the cat has killed.
The rapture came a bit early for him.

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2011, 3:35 PM BST

Yes, I expect you're right. Won't be as catchy though. :(

It would be if our fancy £2 coin had a name of its own.

Suggested names anybody.

Duopund
Doubler

Big Guinea

A Twid.

Ooooh! Look! It's zooo!

Quote: TopBanana @ May 21 2011, 4:02 PM BST

Can you tell I'm home alone and bored?

Are you also... nude?

I'm nude now and I'm looking at your picture, Ben.

Quote: TopBanana @ May 21 2011, 5:41 PM BST

I'm nude now and I'm looking at your picture, Ben.

Me too!

Quote: billwill @ May 21 2011, 5:00 PM BST

It would be if our fancy £2 coin had a name of its own.

Just call it a Deuce and then you can make jokes about dropping a deuce.

So my wallet becomes a 'douche bag' (sic)?

Quote: TopBanana @ May 21 2011, 2:43 PM BST

Will Poundland (etc) soon have to be known as £2land? Either the price goes up, or the 'quality' goes down over the coming years, right?

One of those stores near us has the line, 'Everything a pound+' which just about covers everything.

There is a 99p store in Halesowen......and a 98p store just around the corner.

The possibilities are endless!

Poundland's USP is that everything's a pound. I doubt they'll change that anytime soon.

The time will come when their profits drop and they'll be forced to change something. :(

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