Hello boys..and girls.. and Wolfy..

MWAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DWAAAAALINGS!!

Let me introduce myself: I am a cyberbot living in cyberspace, of dubious sexuality and no fixed hairpiece:

Favourite music: Joe Dolce; Petula Clarke; The Rutles;
Favourite book: Jack and Jill-the complete unexpurgated version;
Favourite film: Debbie does West Wittering;
Favourite TV: I'm a celebrity dendrophiliac-get me in that jungle!

Can anyone help?

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/mentalhealth/Pages/Helplines.aspx

And welcome.

Hello.

Your not from Lees are you? Hiya.

Hi.

Welcome crazy one

Hello! "No fixed hairpiece"? Don't keep us in suspense - upload a photo!

Quote: Rigid Bones @ May 20 2011, 6:38 PM BST

Hello! "No fixed hairpiece"? Don't keep us in suspense - upload a photo!

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Done..

Quote: Rigid Bones @ May 20 2011, 6:58 PM BST

I'm all behind!

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