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That sounds less like dating and more like hookers.

Quote: zooo @ October 4 2010, 11:12 AM BST

That sounds less like dating and more like hookers.

I dunno, I haven't actually perused the site as I was reluctant to fill out the 'join now' bit. A more traditional dating site is: http://www.amish-online-dating.com/ - the age range being interesting, but alas it also probably requires the effort of joining to see more.

Quote: zooo @ October 4 2010, 11:12 AM BST

That sounds less like dating and more like hookers.

And that's a problem, because...?

The 'date a slapper' site asks prospective members if they're fed up with waiting.

I don't understand that.

The last time a normal woman kept a bloke waiting past the second date was around 1965, wasn't it?

Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ October 4 2010, 11:21 AM BST

The last time a normal woman kept a bloke waiting past the second date was around 1965, wasn't it?

If you mean waiting for a shag, you're about right; but you'll still have to wait a lot longer before you can fart in her company.

Assuming you want to shag the queen, join the household cavalry and break wind.

Sounds all too much effort to me.

I wouldn't even want to be in a room with a self-styled slapper, let alone date one.

Quote: chipolata @ October 4 2010, 1:04 PM BST

I wouldn't even want to be in a room with a self-styled slapper, let alone date one.

Then it appears the Glory Hole was invented with you in mind, Chip.

As a matter of interest, has anybody on here ever dated somebody they work with? It always strikes me as being fraut with difficulty, but it clearly works for some doesn't it?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 20 2011, 11:42 AM BST

As a matter of interest, has anybody on here ever dated somebody they work with? It always strikes me as being fraut with difficulty...

Especially when it's a family business!

Quote: Leevil @ May 20 2011, 11:46 AM BST

Especially when it's a family business!

...that's what temps are for...

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 20 2011, 11:42 AM BST

As a matter of interest, has anybody on here ever dated somebody they work with? It always strikes me as being fraut with difficulty, but it clearly works for some doesn't it?

o/

I have perhaps been too prolific in this particular area. That's all behind me now obviously.

Dirty stopout.

Quote: Rob H @ May 20 2011, 11:55 AM BST

o/

I have perhaps been too prolific in this particular area. That's all behind me now obviously.

I see. That's a rather ambiguous answer. Errr

That's just the way I roll.

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