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Quote: lofthouse @ May 19 2011, 11:20 PM BST

What does blood in your phlegm mean?

Have you been coughing a lot? Maybe that's caused a little bit of damage?

Hope you're ok.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 19 2011, 11:20 PM BST

What does blood in your phlegm mean?

If it's a lot see the Doc

But what the hell this isn't NHS direct it's a comedy site.

Take your trousers off and hide in the cupboard because the vicar's coming to tea until you feel better.

Lol

it's just tiny little flecks

I'll keep an eye on it I guess..

Wondering why someone is selling BLOCK PAVING BRICKS APPROX 200 on eBay. Can't they count that high, and give the actual number? The photo shows them all piled up nicely in rows, it would take seconds to do a calculation.

Approx 200 sounds better than 197.

Yeah. Or Approx 201. That'd be rubbish.

Maybe, but you might need exactly 198 for the space.

Going to Bussell's wedding today. I only hope I'm in time to stop it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 20 2011, 11:15 AM BST

Going to Bussell's wedding today. I only hope I'm in time to stop it.

For her sake or his. Or yours?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 20 2011, 11:16 AM BST

For her sake or his. Or yours?

I don't think there's any doubt that he's supposed to be with me.

Awww.

Check it's really him. He might have sent that bloke from Apprentice as a stand in.

Visions of Stott and Ricketts banging on the glass of the organ room above the ceremony shouting

"Mrs Bussell Mrs Bussell!"

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 20 2011, 11:18 AM BST

I don't think there's any doubt that he's supposed to be with me.

That's actually rather romantic. *sniffs*

Just mowed the lawn and did a bit of weeding. I hate both.

*Googles AstroTurf prices*

Laughing out loud Just ordered a free sample of AstroTurf! If it's good, I'm fooking buying it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 20 2011, 11:15 AM BST

Going to Bussell's wedding today. I only hope I'm in time to stop it.

Scrubs up well doesn't he?

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