Chip's at New Street waiting for his train home. A man with short-shorts and hairy legs has just sat down next to him. It's hard not to stare. 
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Riley has managed to upset the Navy. If you don't hear from me again, blame the MOD.
Impressive. How?
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 19 2011, 2:51 PM BSTUtter nonsense. This place is a piece of piss to quit - I must have done so 30 or 40 times at least*.
(*in the same way that I must have made this self-reverential gag 30 or 40 times)
Broke back Tim
Great. The train just stopped at my station but the doors refused to open. So we've all got to go to the next station since trains can't reverse.
Should have pulled the emergency stop thingy.
Quote: zooo @ May 19 2011, 8:42 PM BSTShould have pulled the emergency stop thingy.
I said that to a fellow trapped man but he was too cowardly to pull it.
I bought a book on Kindle for PC today. Won't be repeating anytime soon.
Why not?!
Chip's going to check the days new posts in the rape thread then he's off to bed.
What does blood in your phlegm mean?
Quote: lofthouse @ May 19 2011, 11:20 PM BSTWhat does blood in your phlegm mean?
TB? Lung cancer? Black Death? A tooth has come out and you've inadvertently swallowed it?
Should say I' m a hypochondriac so if it were me, I'd choose any of the first three.
Oh that gives me peace of mind
cheers mate!
Always glad to cheer folk up.
Don't worry, it's when you can't spell flem that you've got a problem!