Quote: Ben @ May 18 2011, 10:45 PM BSTI've bought two 1983 issues of Razzle recently, Sooty. Would you like to borrow them?
It's sweet you want a record of all your mum's modelling work Ben.
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Quote: roscoff @ May 18 2011, 10:46 PM BSTAny better?
That's a bit too close to reality.
Quote: sootyj @ May 18 2011, 10:48 PM BSTIt's sweet you want a record of all your mum's modelling work Ben.
The scary thing is that there's always someone in there who looks like my Mum.
Hey Roscoff fancy remaking the scene from Last Tango in Paris
Quote: roscoff @ May 18 2011, 10:46 PM BSTAny butter?
Olivio?
Quote: Ben @ May 18 2011, 10:49 PM BSTThat's a bit too close to reality.
The scary thing is that there's always someone in there who looks like my Mum.
which bit?
Quote: sootyj @ May 18 2011, 10:50 PM BSTwhich tit?
The left one.
It's the tripple nipple innit?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 16 2011, 11:36 PM BSTI'm really anxious tonight and quite miserable.
Has anyone heard from Nat since she posted this?
Habving returnred from hthe coronet after 3 pinys of stron beem bilwill is drinking neat rum and eating low fat cheese on Jacobes crackers.
God, Bill, you are blatantly plastered! 
Quote: Timbo @ May 18 2011, 11:50 PM BSTHas anyone heard from Nat since she posted this?
She's taking a break from forums and stuff at the moment. She's still alive though 
And how are you Jo? Still being stalked?
EDIT to say this was not meant to sound sinister, or indeed even vaguely threatening. 
He seems to have given up. These stalkers have got no staying power any more. I blame the Coallition.
I was in a taxi last night, we got talking about the taxi driver that murdered those girls in Swindon, and Derek Bird. He was upset because they gave taxi drivers a bad name. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to respond "yeah, that's the REAL tragedy, isn't it?".
Must learn when to shut up. 
*resists making joke about stalker having visited opticians/psychiatrist etc*
Quote: JoLaw @ May 19 2011, 9:57 AM BSTHe seems to have given up. These stalkers have got no staying power any more. I blame the Coallition.
I was in a taxi last night, we got talking about the taxi driver that murdered those girls in Swindon, and Derek Bird. He was upset because they gave taxi drivers a bad name. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to respond "yeah, that's the REAL tragedy, isn't it?".
Must learn when to shut up.
Or not! Well done
Quote: JoLaw @ May 19 2011, 9:49 AM BSTShe's taking a break from forums and stuff at the moment. She's still alive though
Jolly good. No bad thing to take a break from forums, but I am sure she will be back - the BCG is harder to quit than smoking, and Nat was on about forty (posts) a day.
Quote: Timbo @ May 19 2011, 10:18 AM BSTthe BCG is harder to quit than smoking
Utter nonsense. This place is a piece of piss to quit - I must have done so 30 or 40 times at least*.
(*in the same way that I must have made this self-reverential gag 30 or 40 times)