Heheheheh!
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I got a lot of comments today about'my lovely top', unfortunately I am wearing a dress. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2011, 12:28 PM BSTIt's the stupid hazard perception pseudo-videogame.
Every time you get behind a wheel (is there a dummy wheel for that test?) just keep thinking "everybody out there is trying to kill me or to commit suicide" and you should get good at hazard perception.
Haha! Even pedestrians and crossing guards?! It's just a click type thing with pieces of film as if you are behind the wheel.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2011, 6:44 PM BSTHaha! Even pedestrians and crossing guards?! It's just a click type thing with pieces of film as if you are behind the wheel.
I thought of that late and have added a suicide clause to the message above.
Hehe! Good call!
Quote: AngieBaby @ May 18 2011, 6:06 PM BSTI got a lot of comments today about'my lovely top', unfortunately I am wearing a dress.
It would certainly be more of a compliment were you undressed.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2011, 12:19 PM BSTI have good lessons and bad lessons. I've not taken my theory yet, because I am all worried about booking it then failing (and wasting £30); but I think I'm a bit of a way off yet. Sometimes it all goes well, but others I just panic and muck up.
Hi Floozy.
I did part of the driving instructor training course, so if you need any tips or owt....just PM me!
Ooh thanks! 
I was so awful at learning to drive. I had a countless amount of lessons. I was constantly stalling and my instructor pleaded that I learn in an automatic, but I got there in the end.
Hey Ben tell us about your first shag
Quote: Ben @ May 18 2011, 10:35 PM BSTI was so awful at learning to drive. I had a countless amount of lessons. I was constantly stalling and my instructor pleaded that I learn in an automatic, but I got there in the end.
You can't give up can you
That one doesn't really work, Sooty.
Don Rushmore would fail you if he was here.
Quote: Ben @ May 18 2011, 10:35 PM BSTI was so awful at learning to drive it in. I had a countless amount of lessons. I was constantly stalling and my instructor pleaded that I learn from Razzle, but I got there in the end.
Better?
I've bought two 1983 issues of Razzle recently, Sooty. Would you like to borrow them?
Quote: Ben @ May 18 2011, 10:35 PM BSTI was so awful at learning to shag pigs. I had a countless amount of lessons from my friend the farmer. I was constantly getting my penis stuck in their tails and my friend, the farmer pleaded that I take viagra and something to make my penis bigger. And that's why I have no friends.
Any better?