British Comedy Guide

Points

INT. CAR - DAY

Two lads are sat in the car.

LAD1
That's 100 points.

LAD2
How is that 100 points?

LAD1
Because that's always 100 points!

LAD2
Since when?

LAD1
Since forever!

The camera pulls back slowly to reveal the bonnet all crumpled in and an old woman in a bloody heap in front of the car.

LAD2
An old lady is 50 points at most!

LAD1
Yeah, and 50 for the baby.

LAD2
I can't see a baby.

LAD1
It bounced off over there somewhere.

LAD1
It bounced off over there somewhere.

That made me laugh

I sort of knew the points were for hitting something but the last line did make it.

Glad you liked it. Cheers :)

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