I was listening to an old Hawksbee & Jacobs 'Clips of the Week' podcast today and they said that fishing was ripe for for the Carry on film treatment. They used the examples of playing with your rod and the phrase, "Cor, what a whopper!" The idea of Sid James with beer cans in his keep net also appealed. It got me thinking about what other scenarios would've made good films.
We need titles, double entendres, example gags and scenes etc. Be as mad as you like. Feel free to add to other ideas or start your own.
Here's one that I've given 3.6 seconds thought to:
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CARRY ON TWITTER
Kenneth Williams: You have 140 characters to fit in your box?
Barbara Windsor: Ooo! I couldn't possibly take them all at once?
Kenneth: I'm sorry?
Barbara: Besides, I'm a nice girl - I don't go with every character I meet. Not all the time.
Kenneth: No, I mean letters.
Barbara: There are 26 letters in the alphabet not 140. Don't you know anything?
Kenneth: Yes, well, be that as it may you have to keep it short for best results. Too long and it gets hard.
Barbara: Aww, I like it long. And hard.
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You get the idea.