Some half decent jokes in there Jason but nearly all of them need work, for instance;
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook but, she made fairy cakes with washing up liquid the other day."
The punch needs to be at the end of the joke so it should be;
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook but, the other day she made fairy cakes with washing up liquid."
Also I'd change the "with" to "using" so it becomes "she made fairy cakes using washing up liquid".
Oh and what is "Finning"?
It's when you start to lose your hair Tony.
Finning's is a practice where they remove the fins from either a shark or a dolphin, so I suppose that one wouldn't really work as many people may not know what that is. Thanks for the ideas with regards to editing Tony, it makes a bit more sense using the wording the way you have.
I guess I have to spend a bit more time exploring those jokes that I have already put on here to see if I can fine tune/edit them to make a better setup/punchline??
Thanks,
Jason.
Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 3:09 PM BSTIt's when you start to lose your hair Tony.
You fink that funny?
eh?
Doesn't that emoticon mean you've jst farted?