Quote: TopBanana @ May 16 2011, 10:34 PM BSTLong hair= cool.
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Quote: keewik @ May 16 2011, 10:44 PM BSTMy last visit to the hairdresser was 24th. August 1973 (probably before most of you were born). I HATE hairdressers - they make me feel inferior.
Wrong actually, that was 12 days after I was born. 
Hairdressers try to make the clients feel inferior via their cunning ruse of making them sit down in order to have their hair cut - whilst they themselves stand. To turn the tables, next time you visit the barber insist on standing on your chair, thus requiring him to repeatedly jump up in order to cut your hair. 
Quote: TopBanana @ May 16 2011, 10:34 PM BSTLong hair= cool.
No doubt about it. Even if it is tatty and unkemp, it says 'I look like shite, but I don't give a shite'.
This.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 16 2011, 10:34 PM BSTLong hair= cool.
No doubt about it. Even if it is tatty and unkemp, it says 'I look like shite, but I don't give a shite'.
Yeh, but you know a lot of people who have that look, actually spend ages in front of the mirror perfecting it.
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I can understand people wanting to go to a hairdresser to get a particularly poncey hairdo; or, if they're repulsive, to experience someone actually touching them; but other than that, why waste time sitting around? And why pay someone to wash your hair, when you do that yourself at any other time?
Of course, every hairdresser has a government insider working for them, conveying all that loose small-talk back to the relevant ministry. If you answer "Where are you going on holiday?" , make sure you don't mind the inland revenue knowing.
Grr posted this once?... Anyway, my son hates the barbers for all previous feelings.
He asks me to trim hair, a mirror and severe instructions follow.
I despair as any touch trim is 'too much' or 'lop sided'.
I try to be patient however this is difficult, afterwards when I need liquid refreshment in the form of a large glass of wine and a well earned rest, he accuses me of being inebriated !
Violence usually ensues 
Quote: TopBanana @ May 16 2011, 10:34 PM BSTLong hair= cool.
No doubt about it. Even if it is tatty and unkemp, it says 'I look like shite, but I don't give a shite'.
Yes, if you're 12 it says that. But long hair on a man is the ultimate act of vanity. Probably the ultimate non-vain thing to do if you're a man (or woman) is shave your head completely.
Other things that aren't cool after puberty: motorcycles, scars, tattoos, leather jackets and being an orphan.
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2011, 9:47 AM BSTYes, if you're 12 it says that. But long hair on a man is the ultimate act of vanity.
No, scars are quite sexy. Little ones.
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2011, 9:47 AM BSTYes, if you're 12 it says that. But long hair on a man is the ultimate act of vanity. Probably the ultimate non-vain thing to do if you're a man (or woman) is shave your head completely.
Other things that aren't cool after puberty: motorcycles, scars, tattoos, leather jackets and being an orphan.
I love them all!... <3 
Quote: zooo @ May 17 2011, 10:15 AM BSTNo, scars are quite sexy. Little ones.
Like those little ones one gets from self-harming?
Quote: zooo @ May 17 2011, 10:15 AM BSTNo, scars are quite sexy. Little ones.
*packs knife and buys train ticket to London*
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 17 2011, 10:18 AM BSTLike those little ones one gets from self-harming?
Ha, no offence to self-harmers, but no.
Quote: chipolata @ May 17 2011, 10:19 AM BST*packs knife and buys train ticket to London*
Eep. I've already got a scar. I'm quite sexy enough!
Quote: zooo @ May 17 2011, 10:34 AM BSTHa, no offence to self-harmers, but no.
No worries, I'm sure they won't take it personally.