Quote: EllieJP @ December 23, 2007, 1:04 PMFinally flying on the crutches...
Which is more than the three-engined DC10 could manage.
Good to hear you're hobbling about.
Female Needed! Page 2
Whilst we're on the subject I could do with a woman, (no actual requirement of age or looks). You'll be involved in a... sketch. Yeah. Sketch. It's alternative... erotic comedy. Which will involve a sex scene, with ummm... I can't find an actor to play the male bit so, I suppose, I will have to do. It's not a long sketch and it usually doesn't take any more than 5 minutes.
Don't worry it's only a small part.
Would my large breasts count me out? Oh and the fact that I'm not a woman?
Quote: ajp29 @ December 24, 2007, 11:52 AMHow dare you, I happen to know that Ellie performs at the highest level both orally and physically.
Quote: ajp29 @ December 24, 2007, 11:52 AMHow dare you, I happen to know that Ellie performs at the highest level both orally and physically. Would make a great actor
But you have to pay though. Cheques to me please all those perverts who like women with a cast on their leg.
I have had the strangest offers David...must be some people's fantasy!
Quote: roscoff @ December 28, 2007, 5:13 PMWould my large breasts count me out? Oh and the fact that I'm not a woman?
And the start of that sentence started so well.
Quote: roscoff @ December 28, 2007, 5:13 PMWould my large breasts count me out?
Only if they're boxing referees.