Would that be autobiographical?
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Five friends meet up in a New York coffee shop, lets say it's called Central Perk and then have inane adventures.
Catchphrases would include 'Do you take it up the arse Rachel?' 'Suck my nob now Monica before all the good stuff's gone' and the evergreen 'Pheobie please remove your finger from my anal passage as my trains just gone.'
Quote: roscoff @ December 28, 2007, 4:12 PMFive friends meet up in a New York coffee shop, lets say it's called Central Perk and then have inane adventures.
Catchphrases would include 'Do you take it up the arse Rachel?' 'Suck my nob now Monica before all the good stuff's gone' and the evergreen 'Pheobie please remove your finger from my anal passage as my trains just gone.'
Boy it would have been a better show if those were the catchphrases
Quote: David Chapman @ December 28, 2007, 3:59 PMWould that be autobiographical?
Yes. I am a virgin & instead of the cross I have sent my son to war. My Uncle is an animal watcher & my husband is defo not the father of my kids. I am also quite mad & have thought about killing my kids everytime they eat the last fooking kitkat.
Quote: zooo @ December 27, 2007, 10:47 PMBut that's a BRILLIANT idea!
Come on now Zooo, I thought you had taste!
What are the odds of meeting your ideal woman in a comedy forum. It's just not funny. Marry me now Charley and we can run away to Royston Vasey and raise raisins together.
Quote: roscoff @ December 28, 2007, 5:02 PMWhat are the odds of meeting your ideal woman in a comedy forum. It's just not funny. Marry me now Charley and we can run away to Royston Vasey and raise raisins together.
Oooh - there's an offer.
Quote: roscoff @ December 28, 2007, 4:12 PMFive friends meet up in a New York coffee shop, lets say it's called Central Perk and then have inane adventures.
Catchphrases would include 'Do you take it up the arse Rachel?' 'Suck my nob now Monica before all the good stuff's gone' and the evergreen 'Pheobie please remove your finger from my anal passage as my trains just gone.'
Quote: roscoff @ December 28, 2007, 5:02 PMWhat are the odds of meeting your ideal woman in a comedy forum. It's just not funny. Marry me now Charley and we can run away to Royston Vasey and raise raisins together.
Okay its a deal. However I must see if it fits before I commit. If you get my meaning.
Quote: jacparov @ December 28, 2007, 5:01 PMCome on now Zooo, I thought you had taste!
I'm afraid my nostalgic and pure love of Take That and therefore any sitcom involving Jason Orange overrides any taste I may or may not have.
fair enough, wait till you see the xmas special; guest starring robbie williams as a gay agony aunt. It's gonna be camptastic.
Impeccable Zooo. Or is that implausible? Either way....greeeeat 
Can Gary, Howard and Mark be involved in some sort of love triangle?
Thank you in advance.
Don't worry Charley it will fit. Oh shit where's the delete button!
Quote: Charley @ December 28, 2007, 9:21 PMOkay its a deal. However I must see if it fits before I commit. If you get my meaning.
So you need to have a six foot wide cock then.