British Comedy Guide

Quick Joke

I see Tesco's are now selling 'Eat Me' Bananas... as opposed to what?

Apparently there are such things as "F**k Me" shoes and "Kiss Me Quick" hats, so it's a clarification worth making.

Are hobnailed boots "f**k you boots?"

I kinda meant my joke as in eating a banana is not its primary use ;) perhaps a bit vulgar..

Anyone using a banana for its secondary use lacks imagination.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 14 2011, 9:25 PM BST

Anyone using a banana for its secondary use lacks imagination.

:P

Quote: Juan of a Kind @ May 14 2011, 9:51 PM BST

:P

And emoticon skills. ;)

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 14 2011, 9:25 PM BST

Anyone using a banana for its secondary use lacks imagination.

OK, so it might not be very imaginative to eat the damn thing but they are quite nutritious.

I like them but Bananas are not the only fruit

Isn't banana in fact a herb?

Apparently it is both.

Quote: Marc P @ May 15 2011, 12:05 PM BST

Isn't banana in fact a herb?

I bet not many people know that ;)

I know!

That brings a whole new meaning to Herbie Goes Bananas. Probably. I can't be bothered to work it out.

Quote: Badge @ May 15 2011, 12:18 PM BST

That brings a whole new meaning to Herbie Goes Bananas. Probably. I can't be bothered to work it out.

Probably one to feed into Aldeem's joke computer or something...

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 15 2011, 12:21 PM BST

Probably one to feed into Aldeem's joke computer or something...

Laughing out loud

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