Quote: TopBanana @ May 8 2011, 9:18 PM BSTI know. But
-I'll keep my sex life spicy when I'm married.
-I'll never get a pot belly.
-I'll never cheat.
-I'll always try and tell her she's beautiful even if she isn't.
-My penis is quite large.
She won't
You will
You won't
Compared to what?
Quote: JoLaw @ May 8 2011, 9:51 PM BST(cats) don't play mind games
You think?
It is larger than the average 5.5", but resembles something that has been slammed in a car door, so.........good and bad.
Perhaps a little more information than is strictly needed...
Quote: TopBanana @ May 9 2011, 9:08 PM BSTIt is larger than the average 5.5", but resembles something that has been slammed in a car door, so.........good and bad.
This is the banana I guess.
A very bruised one, yes.
Hi, ladies!
Well, it is over with that lass I was talking about a few weeks back.
Reason? I've no idea. She seemed quite cold in recent days and I've not had an explanation yet.
Oh well........ :-/
Aaww! Sorry to hear that. But the world is full of other possibles.
Isn't it just!
Hello keewik! 
She was obviously just using you for sex.
*high-fives*
Well, I am a sexy dude, so it is understandable.
I really liked her, but her coldness recently has shocked me.
Quote: keewik @ May 13 2011, 9:33 PM BSTAaww! Sorry to hear that. But the world is full of other possibles.
Like the lady who writes this entertaining (and educational) blog:
http://confessionsofaslapper.blogspot.com/2010/10/one-night-stands.html
Quote: TopBanana @ May 13 2011, 9:43 PM BSTWell, I am a sexy dude, so it is understandable.
I really liked her, but her coldness recently has shocked me.
Commiserations. Still, as a great man once said, "It's better to have loved and lost... than spent your whole ruddy life with her". (Mr Barraclough, Porridge)
Chin up, TP. If she treats you like that early on she's probably not worth it x
Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 14 2011, 2:06 AM BSTChin up, TP. If she treats you like that early on she's probably not worth it x
Yep, that's the conclusion I reached this morning, Nat. Better to find oout early on.
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 13 2011, 11:23 PM BSTCommiserations. Still, as a great man once said, "It's better to have loved and lost... than spent your whole ruddy life with her". (Mr Barraclough, Porridge)
LOL.
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 13 2011, 11:23 PM BST"It's better to have loved and lost... than spent your whole ruddy life with her". (Mr Barraclough, Porridge)
That could be my motto.
I'll have it translated into another language for the coat of arms.
Possibly Turkish.
Three other marriages of mine have gone down the crapper, how come this f*cker is holding on?
