Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:50 PM BSTFrom the same paper.
http://www.expressandstar.com/uk/uk-news/2011/05/13/british-woman-beheaded-on-island/
She was beheaded in a supermarket!
Quote: Griff @ May 13 2011, 4:52 PM BSTCostcutter?
Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:53 PM BSTDear me. Heads should roll for that joke, Griff.
This horrific incident took place at 9am this morning... Too soon, guys? 
Aldi days
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/displays.html
I am going to Portsmouth next week, shall I see this it's got a freaking huge dinosaur!
They should lock that guy up with this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84blhy856s4&feature=related
Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2011, 9:02 PM BSThttp://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/displays.html
I am going to Portsmouth next week, shall I see this it's got a freaking huge dinosaur!
Cool, is that Barnie? If he can't teach you maths no-one can.
He's fundamentalist Christian Barny
I like you You judge me
Lets throw Hitchens in the sea!
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 13 2011, 8:31 PM BSTThis horrific incident took place at 9am this morning... Too soon, guys?
In retrospect it was. And probably never that fit a subject for lame jokes.
Well done for HEADING off this topic.
Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 9:14 PM BSTIn retrospect it was. And probably never that fit a subject for lame jokes.
That's very big of you, Chip. (I was rather waiting to be be accused by someone of being a hypocrite - probably not without some justification.) 
I am off to Italy - earthquakes, vol f**kin' canos,and now beheadings in Supermercados? Shall I cancel?
Quote: dellas @ May 14 2011, 3:17 AM BST
I think you'll find that the earthquakes and beheading were Spain.
And 'mercado' is Spanish as well. Mercato in Italian.
So, full house really 
The Silent Majority?
Writers of death-related topical one liners, feel free to fill your boots...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13402619
Ozzy?
That could take the entertainment factor up a bit !
Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2011, 6:16 PM BSTTrump is a self-promoting chump with no real intention of running for president.
As expected: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/16/breaking-trump-not-running-for-president/