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I read the news today oh boy! Page 370

Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2011, 6:08 PM BST

10 pages of "Sarah Palin is stupid"? The folks at the Guardian must really feel threatened by her.

I used to want her to be president in 2012/2016, but now I want Donald Trump. He'd be the most entertaining president ever.

Trump is a self-promoting chump with no real intention of running for president.

Quote: DaButt @ May 8 2011, 6:16 PM BST

Trump is a self-promoting chump with no real intention of running for president.

Don't say that about one of the Republican Parties leading lights. Although his prospects do look a bit slim now Obama entertainingly bitch-slapped at the correspondents dinner.

Trump is no Republican and has long supported Democrats. He's just seeking attention.

Kate Silverton is pregnant: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a318388/bbcs-kate-silverton-announces-pregnancy.html

Yippee. Thanks for telling us all.

I'm sure you are grateful that I've told you lot now, too.

The funeral of golfing legend Seve Ballesteros took place in his Spanish home village of Pedrena on Wednesday.

He will be cremated at an undisclosed location in the village, with his ashes to be scattered at his home estate.

Undisclosed location? Small Spanish village?

They going to pass it off as a garden bonfire?

I've always thought there was something inherently wrong with the Spanish.

Errr

Crash barrier ?

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On the M5 today.

Where? I'm about to leave for the M5 & M6

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2011/05/13/two-killed-in-horror-crash-on-the-m5/

:( Balls, I've got to go through there.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 13 2011, 4:45 PM BST

:( Balls, I've got to go through there.

Diversion news here http://www.bbc.co.uk/travelnews/herefordandworcester/

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 13 2011, 4:42 PM BST

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2011/05/13/two-killed-in-horror-crash-on-the-m5/

From the same paper.

http://www.expressandstar.com/uk/uk-news/2011/05/13/british-woman-beheaded-on-island/

She was beheaded in a supermarket!

Quote: Griff @ May 13 2011, 4:52 PM BST

Costcutter?

Dear me. Heads should roll for that joke, Griff.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 13 2011, 4:48 PM BST

Diversion news here http://www.bbc.co.uk/travelnews/herefordandworcester/

Thanks.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:50 PM BST

She was beheaded in a supermarket!

In 2003 a disturbed young man decapitated a woman with a samurai sword at a supermarket in my quiet, affluent neighborhood in Orange County. He killed another person and wounded several others before the police arrived and killed him.

There are some things you just don't expect to encounter when you head to the store for a loaf of bread.

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