Quote: Will Cam @ May 13 2011, 3:49 PM BSTShe's no Carol but check out Rachael on Countdown at the moment!
True, Rachael's got her own teeth... Christ, men who truly fancy Carol Vorderman really must be suffering from some severe, unresolved form of Oedipus Complex. *shudders*
Quote: Will Cam @ May 13 2011, 3:49 PM BSTShe's no Carol but check out Rachael on Countdown at the moment!
Just caught a glimpse . quite elfin.
Well I would!
She's got a dreadful laugh. You'd live in fear of accidentally amusing her.
Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:08 PM BSTShe's got a dreadful laugh. You'd live in fear of accidentally amusing her.
Resists the obvious zinger.
Quote: Tim Walker @ May 13 2011, 3:56 PM BSTTrue, Rachael's got her own teeth... Christ, men who truly fancy Carol Vorderman really must be suffering from some severe, unresolved form of Oedipus Complex. *shudders*
For that you'd have to be younger than her.
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 13 2011, 3:23 PM BST
My GP is the spit of her.
Lucky you. You should go in and tell her your prostate feels swollen.
LOL, she did have my balls in her hand a few years back.
How I did not get a stiffy is beyond me......
Well I'm no doctor but I'd say that definitely means your gay.
Or scared she'd make me 'disappear'.......
Nope.
Gay!
Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. Phwoar!
I hear Top Banana looks just like that. Though lofthouse has decided he's gay, so that's that then! He's like that hat in Harry Potter.
Quote: Vader @ May 13 2011, 10:35 PM BSTI hear Top Banana looks just like that. Though lofthouse has decided he's gay, so that's that then! He's like that hat in Harry Potter.
There's a whole 'Make An Unfounded Claim About The Poster Above You' thread for this kind of whimsical bollocks. 
Girls Aloud
Gemma Arterton (Bond & Alice Creed)
Kate B (Pop Star)
Anabel Barnston (Chloe Wheeler - Coming of Age)
Gina Bellman (Jane - Coupling)
Jennifer Carpenter (Debra - Dexter)
olivia colman (Sophie - Peep Show)
Fearne Cotton
Chanelle Hayes (Big Brother)
Sam Heuston (Big Brother)
Jessie J (Pop Star)
Kate McCann
Kate & Pippa Middleton
The Olsen Twins
Joanna Page (Stacey - Gavin & Stacey)
Lucy Porter (Stand Up)
Talulah Riley & The entire cast of St. Trinians*
*The 18 - 30 cast excluding any blokes or cross dressers.
Shawnee Smith (Amanda - Saw)
Stacey Solomon - She's so fit I bet her interment parts smell of Dixy Chicken
Debra Stephenson (Bad Girls)
Ashley Tisdale (Disney Star)
The Girl From The Mazuuma Mobile Advert
& all the other wonderful ladies I can't think of right now.
PS. Can anyone please shed some light on why my eyesight is failing?
