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Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 9:48 AM BST

I've been hurt too many times. John Lucas. Ellie. New Doctor Who. :(

I haven't hurt you that many times... :(

You can't polish a turd as my last script editor said to me.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2011, 10:06 AM BST

I haven't hurt you that many times... :(

Pfff! Idolising Walker! And then yesterday all over Rob H and Jo Law like a rash... er, not that I jealously monitor your posts or anything.

Quote: Marc P @ May 13 2011, 10:07 AM BST

You can't polish a turd as my last script editor said to me.

Are you still doing Doctors, Marc?

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 10:10 AM BST

Pfff! Idolising Walker! And then yesterday all over Rob H and Jo Law like a rash... er, not that I jealously monitor your posts or anything.

You know you're still my

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...although that would probably be better coming from a nice lady.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 9:48 AM BST

I've been hurt too many times. John Lucas. Ellie. New Doctor Who. :(

How have I hurt you?

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 10:10 AM BST

all over Rob H like a rash...

I bloody wish. He's so busy playing you and Tim off against each other that he barely notices I exist.

Quote: Rob H @ May 13 2011, 10:15 AM BST

I bloody wish. He's so busy playing you and Tim off against each other that he barely notices I exist.

Suck it up H!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2011, 10:15 AM BST

How have I hurt you?

By not hurting him in the way he likes!

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 10:10 AM BST

Are you still doing Doctors, Marc?

Not not doing it, just not at the moment, or for a while actually!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 13 2011, 10:16 AM BST

Suck it up H!

And with those words Lee from Steps realised his marriage was a sham.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2011, 10:15 AM BST

How have I hurt you?

Do the words 'slow roast lamb' not agititate your conscience?

Quote: Rob H @ May 13 2011, 10:18 AM BST

And with those words Lee from Steps realised his marriage was a sham.

*copies down for 1998 series of Newsjack*

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 10:19 AM BST

*copies down for 1998 series of Newsjack*

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 10:19 AM BST

*copies down for 1998 series of Newsjack*

One might say it was a Tragedy that it will never be aired. Ahem.

Quote: Rob H @ May 13 2011, 10:19 AM BST

Do the words 'slow roast lamb' not agititate your conscience?

I really don't get it.

Whistling nnocently

You have certainly been offered it.

Quote: Rob H @ May 13 2011, 10:19 AM BST

And with those words Lee from Steps realised his marriage was a sham.

YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF STEPS.

I have underestimated you, Rob H.
Or overestimated.

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