Quote: JoLaw @ May 11 2011, 11:17 AM BSTI read that as 'mangina'.
Still kinda works.
I'm too old for this world I don't understand it any more
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I promised no more from Dr Sex, but..........wooosh!:
Men, when performing a strip tease 4 ur partner - turn round, lift ur buttocks and arch ur back (nude). This will reveal ur hanging scrotum.
Men, a glass of pineapple juice every morning will sweeten up your semen.
I suppose you like to drink yours warm straight from container??
Why, do you Dellas?
Doctors orders, low sodium diet nowadays
Quote: dellas @ May 11 2011, 9:41 PM BSTDoctors orders, low sodium diet nowadays
Doctors, you've gotta love 'em.
Semen is low in calories and fat. I promise, dellas.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 11 2011, 9:42 PM BSTSemen is low in calories and fat. I promise, dellas.
It's also incredibly low in protein as opposed to conventional wisdom on the nutrition of semen.
Quote: Ben @ May 11 2011, 10:34 PM BSTIt's also incredibly low in protein as opposed to conventional wisdom on the nutrition of semen.
Is there anything you don't know about semen Ben? *shakes head in admiration*
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 4:44 PM BSTsemen Ben
We should make that his new nickname.
I've never tasted semen, but I bet women love the taste of the goo.
Quote: chipolata @ May 12 2011, 5:03 PM BSTWe should make that his new nickname.
Done.
From Winterlight to Ben to Semen Ben.
From the poetic to the prosaic to an Israeli town.
Who wouldn't be happy with that?
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 10:24 PM BSTDone.
From Winterlight to Ben to Semen Ben.
From the poetic to the prosaic to an Israeli town.
Who wouldn't be happy with that?
Ben seems happy enough. http://stock2.pho.to/data3/a/2/7/a27709a1-07c5-4aa4-71bb-739435f3c75c.gif
Quote: TopBanana @ May 12 2011, 9:20 PM BSTI've never tasted semen, but I bet women love the taste of the goo.
It"s alright TB, one day you'll find out. One way or the other.