Inspired by odd brand names such as Moonpig and Funky Pigeon, what two words can you think of that have no right to appear together in the same sentence?
My old blog is called Crusty Nomad for example. How about Bovine Jockstrap, Liquid Pumistone or David Bussell? Is Testicle Stew on the menu? Should I go to the doctors to cure my Droopy Nostrils? You must have your own Jurrasic Humbug to offer me.
My starter for 10 is Cantilever Spongiform.
Arthritic Cheese? 
Thatcher Negligee
Cameron Clegg
Foot Anus
2 Unlimited
Justin Beiber
Racist Herring
Orangutan Brazillian
Inclement Suicide
Tribal Dunce
Fungal igloo
(this should be the name an Indie band thread!) 
Thatcher Negligee is quite chilling...
As for Indie band names I do recall seeing Marshmallow Overcoat in the NME gig listings. 
Funny Skinner
lick knob
grandma felatio
pitchfork babies
rape dog
your mum
Subterranean Pachyderms, Cope with that one.
Quote: Tuumble @ May 12 2011, 6:26 PM BSTDavid Bussell
It does sound naked without the .com at the end.
Envelope sauce... Petrol snorkelling.. Sphincter patrol.. Mortuary pantomime.. Sand sandwich.. Drive-by darts.
GLITTER BALL
Blood Farts
Surprising transvestite
HIV Positive
Foresking zip
Coronary Antelope
Huge Dwarf
Massive Midget
Giant Amoeba
Svelte Feltz
I also toyed with Muslim Pilot but thought better of it. 