There is probably a super-injunction out. (or will be)
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Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 12 2011, 1:07 PM BSTJo, you need blame neither men generally nor yourself. You've been a bit unlucky recently in that you seem to be attractng some mentals, but that won't last. Youre awesome and people see that (which is why you get so many people aftr you), it's just the law of averages that there won't always be good ones around.
Aww, bless you!
Not sure it's the case that there's many after me though. Definitely nobody worth pursuing, anyway.
Doesn't help that the only one I really want is never going to happen. I'd always kind of thought it would after he'd finished his training, but I just think too much water's gone under the bridge now, and we're destined to be friends. And he's up this weekend, and wants to go out for lunch on Saturday (not with just me) and I'm probably too skint to go.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2011, 2:25 PM BSTI can confirm this. I, for example, am in the punchline to this joke:
Men are like parking spaces - all the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled.
Cruel but true. Ish.
I prefer the toilet analogy. Either taken, disabled, vacant, or full of shit.
Quote: JoLaw @ May 12 2011, 2:57 PM BSTAww, bless you!
Not sure it's the case that there's many after me though. Definitely nobody worth pursuing, anyway.
Doesn't help that the only one I really want is never going to happen. I'd always kind of thought it would after he'd finished his training, but I just think too much water's gone under the bridge now, and we're destined to be friends. And he's up this weekend, and wants to go out for lunch on Saturday (not with just me) and I'm probably too skint to go.
I prefer the toilet analogy. Either taken, disabled, vacant, or full of shit.
or charming but frquented only by homosexuals.
Quote: JoLaw @ May 12 2011, 2:57 PM BSTI prefer the toilet analogy. Either taken, disabled, vacant, or full of shit.
That analogy would suggest there's no pleasing you though!
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 12 2011, 2:43 PM BSTThere is probably a super-injunction out. (or will be)
That's no fun. What about ME - My Enjoyment? 
Quote: Vader @ May 12 2011, 2:40 PM BSTCare to share, or do you want us to guess?
I don't mind. 
You don't? I'm not sure what that smilie's supposed to mean...
Quote: JoLaw @ May 12 2011, 2:57 PM BSTDoesn't help that the only one I really want is never going to happen. I'd always kind of thought it would after he'd finished his training
These days parents leave it too long to finish potty training.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2011, 3:04 PM BSTI don't mind.
Then I vote for 'share'.
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 2:37 PM BSTAw, you self-deprecating hunk of a man, you.
Just being realistic.
Quote: Vader @ May 12 2011, 3:07 PM BSTYou don't? I'm not sure what that smilie's supposed to mean...
Neither do I.
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 2:37 PM BSTAw, you self-deprecating hunk of a man, you. Grass.
Steady!
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 3:09 PM BSTThen I vote for 'share'.
<3 
You love a pirate? I'm not aware of any on here...
No John. I'm afraid the level of opprobrium entirely appropriate.
You're dead to me.
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 3:13 PM BSTNo John. I'm afraid the level of opprobrium entirely appropriate.
You're dead to me.
*adds Rob H to list of people who I'm dead to*
(to whom I am dead)