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Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 12 2011, 1:07 PM BST

Jo, you need blame neither men generally nor yourself. You've been a bit unlucky recently in that you seem to be attractng some mentals, but that won't last. Youre awesome and people see that (which is why you get so many people aftr you), it's just the law of averages that there won't always be good ones around.

F**k me Quincy, calm down.

Maybe Jo is just a mong magnet.

And maybe you're just a big twat.

:)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 12 2011, 1:59 PM BST

And maybe you're just a big twat.

Echoey.

Ladies hunting in packs eh?

Feral lesbians Will Cam, the very most dangerous kind.

Throw them an Ellen DVD and whistle some Indigo Girls tunes, they might spare you.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2011, 9:25 AM BST

I thought I may end up with someone on here... but never happened.

Anyone in particular?

Yes.

Quote: Will Cam @ May 12 2011, 2:05 PM BST

Ladies hunting in packs eh?

Just fiercly protective of good friends,old bean :)

Quote: sootyj @ May 12 2011, 2:06 PM BST

Feral lesbians Will Cam, the very most dangerous kind.

Throw them an Ellen DVD and whistle some Indigo Girls tunes, they might spare you.

Nice to have you on my wing Soot. Wave watch out! Vaginas at 6 O'clock!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 12 2011, 2:14 PM BST

Just fiercly protective of old bean flickers :)

Whistling nnocently

A pleasure handsome fellows like us don't need any boring ladies with all their emissions and their softness.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 12 2011, 1:07 PM BST

...it's just the law of averages that there won't always be good ones around.

I can confirm this. I, for example, am in the punchline to this joke:

Men are like parking spaces - all the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled.

Cruel but true. Ish.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2011, 2:12 PM BST

Yes.

Wave

Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 2:35 PM BST

Wave

*writes to Mrs Rob H about Rob H's 'infidelity'*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2011, 2:25 PM BST

I can confirm this. I, for example, am in the punchline to this joke:

Men are like parking spaces - all the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled.

Cruel but true. Ish.

Aw, you self-deprecating hunk of a man, you.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2011, 2:36 PM BST

*writes to Mrs Rob H about Rob H's 'infidelity'*

Aw, you self-deprecating hunk of a man, you. Grass. Angry

Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2011, 2:12 PM BST

Yes.

Care to share, or do you want us to guess? :D

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