Quote: Vader @ May 11 2011, 10:29 PM BSTWhy not go to sleep?
With you?
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Quote: Ben @ May 11 2011, 10:32 PM BSTWith you?
With me?
Ellie has an amazing boyfriend. Happy Days.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2011, 9:16 AM BSTEllie has an amazing boyfriend. Happy Days.
Is it the Fonz?
But congratulations. I wondered why you'd abandoned us.
Says he who got married.
But no, not the Fonz. Just someone who makes me very very happy. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 12 2011, 9:21 AM BSTSays he who got married.
But no, not the Fonz. Just someone who makes me very very happy.
Well that's nearly as good as the Fonz I suppose.
And I kept waiting for a proposal from anyone on here, but nada.
I thought I may end up with someone on here... but never happened.
There's still time. I don't mean to piss on your chips, but no man can hide his twattishness indefinitely.
EDIT to say, ignore me!
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 9:23 AM BSTAnd I kept waiting for a proposal from anyone on here, but nada.
Well, Rob, you know, there's always...I mean, you always ignore what's right under your nose, kind thing...
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2011, 10:16 AM BSTWell, Rob, you know, there's always...I mean, you always ignore what's right under your nose, kind thing...
Nah, you're Chip's bitch. Everyone knows it.
Quote: Rob H @ May 12 2011, 10:22 AM BSTNah, you're Chip's bitch. Everyone knows it.
Pff! He was all over Tim earlier in the week. "Walker's my hero!" Right under my nose!
I just got a text from an annoying, stalky twat just saying 'fancy sex'. No punctuation, so unsure if it was a statement or a question.
Either way, I'm at work, and you're a creep, so I'm gonna go with 'no'.
I am officially giving up on men. 
Ha! Walker's either on here moaning how puerile and weird this place has become or telling us about his coconut-flavoured sperm. (He is kind of heroic though. 
What does fancy sex involve?
Fancy finding out