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It's a mystery to me I'm afraid... Page 14

Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2011, 8:55 PM BST

Isn't it full of toxins the body flushes out?

If you take in a lot of toxins, then your urea would be a little leas clean. But don't your liver and kidneys sort most of that stuff out?

Yeh and your widdle is where it goes and then into the North Sea.

Otherwise where does it go? The piss toxin fairy?

(golden oppo for a reedit that).

Angry He pissed on my toothbrush AND flannel, also on cups plates, and dishcloth.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 11 2011, 8:22 PM BST

Does our gaming fetish pass your functionality standard? Up to 15 consoles now, and going strong.

I laugh at your 15 games consoles! But wonder what you've got...

Quote: zooo @ May 11 2011, 8:27 PM BST

There really is.
Would you want to brush your teeth and wash your face in the toilet?

Have some standards.

Have you ever heard of the aerosol effect?

Some people drink their own urine, and make out it's good for you, seemingly with no ill effects, physically at least.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 11 2011, 8:55 PM BST

I got a b*ll*cking for weeing in the kitchen sink once.

On refection, maybe I should have taken the washing up out first . . .

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2011, 8:59 PM BST

Yeh and your widdle is where it goes and then into the North Sea.

Otherwise where does it go? The piss toxin fairy?

(golden oppo for a reedit that).

I'd be happy to re-edit your post for you, but I'm not sure where you're going with this...

Quote: Vader @ May 11 2011, 10:05 PM BST

Have you ever heard of the aerosol effect?

What have bum holes got to do with wee wee?

Quote: dellas @ May 11 2011, 9:12 PM BST

Angry He pissed on my toothbrush AND flannel, also on cups plates, and dishcloth.

The old charmer!

Nothing. The aerosol effect is the effect flushing the toilet has, spreading e coli around the bathroom.

Quote: Vader @ May 11 2011, 10:05 PM BST

Some people drink their own urine, and make out it's good for you, seemingly with no ill effects, physically at least.

Yes. And those people are freaks. Same as the ones who piss in the sink.

We are supposed to be civilised people! Not farm animals.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2011, 12:02 AM BST

Same as the ones who piss in the sink.

Ah, but, zooo, you're genitally ill equipped to take advantage of - or appreciate - the luxury of a sink to urinate in.

This is true.
Maybe someone else's sink would be understandable. Someone you don't like.

But your own? Would be madness.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2011, 12:14 AM BST

This is true.
Maybe someone else's sink would be understandable. Someone you don't like.

But your own? Would be madness.

Particularly if you're having a shave at the same time. No one wants a wee beard.

The adulation surrounding David Beckham. He has such a silly wee voice - how can anybody take him seriously?

Most overated player ever

Only got so famous due to his poncy hair do's and the fact he's married to an even less talented pop singer

if he looked like Beardsley he'd be a zero right now

the pathetic image obsessed society we live in summed up in one man

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