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Weird things you're scared of Page 4

Melted cheese is possibly the best thing in the world.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ May 11 2011, 8:23 PM BST

Melted cheese is possibly the best thing in the world.

Sick

Imagine a melted cheese sandwich, Matt. With butter in it.

Phwoar.

It smells like vomit.

Quote: Ben @ May 11 2011, 8:29 PM BST

Imagine a melted cheese sandwich, Matt. With butter in it.

*Shits out own spine in disgust.*

I really don't like it when my fingernails touch other peoples fingernails. I usually have to run off and claw at something.

:( Mens feet.

Imagine the bum sex scene from Last Tango in Paris, but with a melted cheese sandwich on the side

Ever since reading The Diving Bell and the Butterfly I ocassionally worry that I'll have a stroke and get locked-in syndrome, so all I'll be able to do is blink.

Quote: Ben @ May 11 2011, 10:30 PM BST

I really don't like it when my fingernails touch other peoples fingernails. I usually have to run off and claw at something.

I cringe when someone starts using a nail file.

Quote: Nogget @ May 11 2011, 6:51 AM BST

Is there anyone else who doesn't have a fear of weird things? I'm only scared of normal stuff, like the threat of physical violence, and kittens.

I'm not keen on kittens - just last week a bengal kitten ran up my back and stuck it's claws into my shoulder. I don't mind looking at them and they can be quite cute, but I don't like them close up.

I don't like going underground; tunnels, underground carparks and so on.

As a child I was scared of open staircases (with gaps between steps) because the man in the department store wasn't impressed by me running up and down them so he told me the last child who did that fell through the gap and was stuck between two steps for weeks.

Quote: Loopey @ May 13 2011, 5:35 PM BST

I'm not keen on kittens - just last week a bengal kitten ran up my back and stuck it's claws into my shoulder. I don't mind looking at them and they can be quite cute, but I don't like them close up.

You wrong'n!!

I am scared of people who do gurning. There were some on TV yesterday and I couldn't look. It's one of those things that makes me want to gouge out my own eyes if I see it.
Bloody weirdos.

Quote: chipolata @ May 13 2011, 4:43 PM BST

I occasionally worry that I'll have a stroke and get locked-in

Something about locking the door and having a wank? Sooty, you're better at this kinda reedit.

Quote: catskillz @ May 10 2011, 7:09 PM BST

I used to be terrified of that muppet on Sesame street, who used to bang his head on the piano, whenever he hit a wrong note.

Me too!

That guy was called Don Music, and it's where the 'Don' comes from in my username. (True story.)

He was eventually banned from the show cos kids copied his behaviour and ended up in hospital.

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