You need some 100% cotton fabric, sew it up into whatever shape you like (long sausage shape for necks) leaving a 2" gap. Turn the fabric out, fill about 2/3 of the way with rice or dry beans (I used rice and aduki beans). You can also put dry herbs in like Rosemary if you like aromatherapy. Then sew the hole up. Microwave for about 1-2 minutes (but keep checking). It works a bloody treat.
I'm just off for my second poo of the day. 
Let us know how it goes.
That is not the sausage we require thankyou very much.
Ta Nat!
It went well, but still feel a bit bloated.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 11 2011, 8:08 PM BSTIt went well, but still feel a bit bloated.
On the blob?
LOL, no but my nipples are a bit tender today.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 11 2011, 8:35 PM BSTLOL, no but my nipples are a bit tender today.
Pics please.
No, they are surrounded by a small amount of stringy hair.
Once again, hello ladies.
Ben is off to down some Diet Coke and then get on with some brief studying.
BSc in ladies knickers?
Damn beat me to it!
I'd beat your knick......err, no doesn't work.
Quote: TopBanana @ May 11 2011, 8:40 PM BSTBSc in ladies knickers?
I see what you did there. Very good. You're steadily becoming my new favourite member. You remind me of a young me.
In other news, I'm wondering what to do for the next 53 minutes until Stewart Lee begins transmitting.
Why not go to sleep?