Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2011, 4:27 PM BSTIt's not without good reason that professional comics are feircely defensive of their best creations.
Like this one for instance:
Q: What's yellow, rich in potassium and moves in high society?
A: Banana Trump!
If I ever found another comic trading on that little beauty I'd hunt them down and cave their head in with a claw hammer while they slept.
Strange similar to
Q: How do you inflate a high society divorcee?
A: With an Ivana Pump!
I believe a hammer duel it is upon the field of honour.
Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2011, 4:37 PM BSTI believe a hammer duel it is upon the field of honour.
Where's your tool?
And it's ready in 24 hours (earlier if I collect) bitches
Hammer time!
Y'can't touch this....
doo do do do...
Quote: Reg N @ May 11 2011, 5:04 PM BSTHammer time!
Y'can't touch this....
doo do do do...
Stephen Hawking's unsuccesful rap album
That is pathetic. Jokes are supposed to be FUNNY!!!
Most of them had no semblance of humour and those that did were not original.
(I only got about halfway.)
Quote: David Bussell @ May 11 2011, 4:32 PM BSTLike this one for instance:
Q: What's yellow, rich in potassium and moves in high society?
A: Banana Trump!If I ever found another comic trading on that little beauty I'd hunt them down and cave their head in with a claw hammer while they slept.
Q;What's small, yellow, quite rich in potassium and moves in high society?
A; Evanka Trump!
Quote: Chappers @ May 11 2011, 7:34 PM BSTThat is pathetic. Jokes are supposed to be FUNNY!!!
Most of them had no semblance of humour and those that did were not original.
(I only got about halfway.)
Hi Chappers sorry that you found my jokes to be pathetic. I didn't really know how to take such a remark but then I read your profile and now its OK 
Thank you for the excellent advice though chaps (not "Rude Chappers").
Quote: sootyj @ May 11 2011, 4:37 PM BSTIvana.
I bet Trump regretted bouncing that Czech.
Quote: Marc P @ May 12 2011, 2:09 PM BSTI bet Trump regretted bouncing that Czech.
He never paid to grope her tits in the divorce
It was a rubber cheque
Quote: dellas @ May 11 2011, 7:41 PM BSTQ;What's small, yellow, quite rich in potassium and moves in high society?
A; Evanka Trump!
It's not for me I'm afraid.