British Comedy Guide

It's a mystery to me I'm afraid... Page 12

Quote: dellas @ May 10 2011, 2:53 AM BST

Why fat peeps don't pay excess baggage?

I agree with that one.

Quote: dellas @ May 10 2011, 2:53 AM BST

Make- up removal?

You think they should leave it on?

:( OH dear I sometimes forget!, but the mascara and liquid liner stays on all night.
I am so old/weak I can't open crisp bags anymore.

Why men think it's ok to piss in the sink! disgusting!

That, and phlegm in toilet or washbasin ?

Quote: dellas @ May 10 2011, 7:28 PM BST

Why men think it's ok to piss in the sink! disgusting!

That, and phlegm in toilet or washbasin ?

Not quite as bad as taking a dump in the bath though. Eh?!

Weeing in the shower is morally wrong.

Compare the meerkat adverts. I hate them. HATE. THEM.

i love the meerkat ads and the go compare one and the envirofone wonga bloke

i'd like them all to come back to my houde to f**k the sheila's wheels whores

The Apprentice. Any version.

And Baggs. Now infesting the Guardian.

The Royal Family and the civil list.

Any TV soap

The radio Halifax ads

Dale Winton

Dale Winton

Dale Winton

Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2011, 8:21 PM BST

i love the meerkat ads and the go compare one and the envirofone wonga bloke

i'd like them all to come back to my houde to f**k the sheila's wheels whores

Genuinely the most disturbing thing I've read in a while. >_<

The Radio Halifax ads are the worst thing in this universe or any other

I nearly cried laughing at Charlie Brooker's taken on those Halifax ads. Something along the lines of "I would genuinely rather hear the 4 minute warning coming through my radio than that."

Isa Isa baby...

*pulls her headphones off , wraps the cord tightly around her neck and throttles the f**king life out of her until the eyes roll into the back of her head*

Isa Isa?

Quote: zooo @ May 10 2011, 7:35 PM BST

Weeing in the shower is morally wrong.

Aagghh! Do people really do that

Quote: keewik @ May 10 2011, 11:51 PM BST

Aagghh! Do people really do that

No, nor in the swimming baths, nor in the sea.

Rolling eyes

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